Some more.... Comparision A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day ... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ..........."What?" Arguement A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time". The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful ; so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid ;so I would be attracted to you!