Mean Sardar: Sardar was dying of cancer. On his last moment, all his friends and family come to visit him. He starts telling everyone that he actually is dying of AIDS. Everyone was surprised including his son. After everyone leaves the room, his son asks him" why are you saying you are dying of AIDS, you are not?" Sardarji goes " I know, but PUTTER, I don't want anyone riding on your mother when I die"