Once In capital city of punjab,all the intellegent punjabi of the world gathered a CONFERANCE in Subject WHY PEOPLE CALL THEM MURKH The meeting went on and finally all agreed to go each city of india and condect a survey on this matter for 15 days and come back to same place for discussion survey so there one sardar who was assigned to delhi ,so he took the plane to delhi and got down on airport and took a taxi ,since he was there to condect survey,he started right way with taxi driver SARDAR JI = oo bhaisab aap bhata saktay hai ,ki loog hamaay keeou MURKH katie tay hai TAXI DRIVER=aaray saardar ji ya to bahut simple si bhat hai SADRAR WAS AGRASIVE SARDAR=AARAY BHAIE BHATAIE YA KAIESAY TAXI DRIVER=HUUM AAPKO EEK PRASNA PUUCHTAY HAI,JAABAAB DIYA GA PHIR PAATA CHALAY GA AGRASIVE SARDAR=AARAY BAHIE PHAHILAY PUUCHI YA TO SAIE TAXI DRIVER=MARAY GHAR MAY CHAR ADDAMI HAIE ,EEK MERI BIWI,EEK MERA BHAYTA AUR EEK MERI BHAYTI ,BHATAIE YA CHAUTHA KHAHA PER HAI?????????????? SARDAR WAS CONFUSED AND HE THOUGHT FOR ONE HOUR BUT COULD NOT REPLY ,SO FIANLLY HE SAID TO THE TAXI DRIVER SARDAR JI = AARAY BAHI AAP GHAR KI BHAT HUM KAYA JAANAY TAXI DRIVER=AAP LOOG MAY AAHIE TO KAAMI HAI CHAUTHA MAI HU TAXI CHALARA HUU THIS WAS GOOD AND SARDAR DECIDED TO GO BACK TO PUNJAB AND TOLD TAXI DRIVER TO GO BACK TO AIRPORT AND HE WENT SAME DAY TO PUNJAB AND THE DAY WHEN THE DISCUSSION CAME AND ALL GATHERED IN SAME PLACE AND THE DISCUSSION WAS STARTED 1ST SARDAR= TOO HUUM LOOG KIHUU MURKH KATAY HAI PATHA LAAGAYA APP LOOG NAY SARDAR IN DELHI =AARAY YA TOO BAAHUT SIDISI BHAT HAI ALL SARDAR*IN SAME VOICE* AARAY BHATAIE AAYA NA KAIESAY SARDAR INDELSHI=THIK HAI ,EEK PARASNA KA UUTAR DIJIYA GA SARDAR IN DELHI=MARAY GHAR MAY CHAR ADDAMI HAIE ,EEK MERI BIWI,EEK MERA BHAYTA AUR EEK MERI BHAYTI ,BHATAIE YA CHAUTHA KHAHA PER HAI?????????????? ALL SARDAR WERE CONFUSED AND STARTED TO THINK FINALLY NO CAN ANSWER ALL SARDAR*IN SAME VOICE* AARYA BAHIE AAP KAY GHAR KI BHAT HUUM LOG KAYA JANAY SARDAR IN DELHI=LOOG EESILIYA TOO HUUM KO MURK KAIETAY HAI ALL SARDAR*IN SAME VOICE* TOO THIK HAIE BHATAIE KAYSAY YOU KNOW WHAT SARDAR IN DELHI SAID FOR ANSWER >....................................... ................... SADRDAR IN DELHI = AARAY BAHIE CHUTHA DELHI MAY TAXI CHALARA HAI ANY ,HOPE YOU ENJOY IT