The USS Carrier that was sent to help the Tsunami victims in Indonesia has been ordered to divert towards the Bay of Bengal, possibly to threaten King G re. India has welcomed the move and has agreed to let the Americans use their primitive "maato ko runway bhaako" base in Bihar. They have also promised to support the American mission by supplying 500 armoured "bail-gaadas" and 700 "taangaas". The "taangaa-pulling-donkeys" are to be protected by body armours supplied by Hallyburton. Upto 10,000 Bihaaris have already shown interest in volunteering in an interim poilice force that is to take charge of law and order in Nepal after the American invasion. Dozens of Bihari "bail gaadaa" and "taangaa" experts are already aboard the USS Carrier to train the Americans on how to operate those vehicles. reported by: AP (Associated Phools)