Nepalese Males in the US: Not for academic purposes. Just for humor. If you do not fit into any of these categories, feel free to create one for your self. Class I ?Came to US on some fellowship or scholarship but never looked to go back to Nepal. ?Well established in the US and can talk in lengths about the corruption and poverty in Nepal but never/ rarely did anything to help improve situation. ?Have problems with their Americanized children. Most worried when they change their BFs and GFs like underwears. ?Stable life with multiple mansions at the suburbs and drives BMW or Lexus or Mercedes. ?Frequently demonstrates ?status quo? among other fellow Nepalese in the social gatherings. ?Tries to give details about his earnings, assets and savings indirectly and sometimes directly. ?will live rest of the life with the same heavy accent that their children have stopped correcting. Subdivision: ?Wants to invest in Nepal without expecting profit as a gesture of love towards the country. ?Wants dual citizenship policy implemented in Nepal so that they can spend their retirements peacefully with the social security in dollars. ?wife still cooks, does the dishes, laundry, polish his shoe and put food on the table after 25 of living in the US. Class II ?Professional, highly educated. ?Towards midlife, very high prospects with the career. ?Modest living and likes to eat Gundruk and Masyaoura occasionally, but Dal, Bhaat are must for the dinner. ?Does Yoga or joins fitness classes: health conscious. ?Does not smoke but drinks socially. ?Even owns or founded a company. ?Honors family values and talks to the kids in Nepali. ?Maintains a mini-mandir and visits every day to do puja-path. Subdivision: ?Does not contribute financially and socially at all to Nepal by any means. ?Probably married to an American chic or divorced, disregards all Nepali social values and customs as primitive and useless. ?Thinks Nepal is a Hell and dissociates with roots and all the connections. ?Rarely mingles with or hates the Nepalese community for their congenital behaviors. ?Frequently identifies himself as an Indian. Class III ?Has wide variety of sexual preferences/experiences based on color of hair, eye, skin or ethnicity or body size, shapes and types etc. ?Frequents bar, clubs, topless clubs, pool clubs. ?Rarely eats at so-called apartment: ?Socialization level: at the max. ?Variety of packs of condom underneath the pillow. ?Had limited educational success in Nepal but heavily spoiled in US. ?Owns a sports car and tons of loans. ?Subscriber of Playboy, Penthouse magazine, and Internet porno. ?Encyclopedia of adult film stars. Jemima? Candy? Well ask him. ?If talks in Nepali: M#$i? ma#$%&*ni are the most repeated word. Subdivision: ?An export of mass production of some affluent school in Nepal. ?Some enjoyed the financial support from the beurocratic parent or owner of a established business house in Nepal and attending better schools. ?Thinks studies hamper his social life. Class IV ?Recent arrival on DV lottery green card; ?Well established with stable ?jaagir? back in Nepal but came to US for better future prospects and financial gains. ?Occasionally feels derogated with oneself for the kind of work they have to do which is totally different from their professional life, but limits the feelings to themselves. ?Has changed mind of going back to Nepal 1000 times. Subdivision: ?Calls the green card ?hariyo-patta? and boasts among others who are struggling to get one for long. ?Pays to get fake marriage license with a Hispanic or Mexican or White chic to get one (GC) and gets married in Nepal with janti and gaja-baja before getting a divorce here. Class V ?Shows concerns for the condition of Nepal. Donates few bucks for the cause of Nepal. ?Talks about the preservation of culture, language and literature and what not, but names own children completely American and rarely talk to them in Nepali. Subdivision ?Organizes social events where fellow Nepalese gets together and guff-suff (chat) over bottles of beer and liquor. ?Apparently active but hated by many from the community. ?Wants his name to be publicized everywhere. Class VI ?Hard working, ?Attends school to maintain visa status. ?Frequently sends money back home to support family. ?Struggles to pay the bills and shares apartment with six other fellow Nepalese. ?Usually misses the T or bus stops because of the tiredness and working odd hours like security guards. ?Can be spotted in the parking lots, restaurants and bakeries ?May be legally illegal in status. Subdivision: ?Smells like restaurant. ?Some have spent fortunes to bribe and get the US Visa. ?Likes Khaini or Balwan chap surti. ?Usually has Nepali girl friend/ wife and monogamous. ?Does ?Namaste? and wears ?Palpali Dhaka Topi? at the Nepali gatherings. ?Talks in a very typical Nepali. ?Improvement: Hindi only.