Posted by: KeEp_RoCkInG January 23, 2005
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint
when a lizard walks past, looks up and says
to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come
up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the
monkey and they smoke a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is
'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the
river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans over
too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to
the lizard and helps him to the side, then
asks the lizard, "What's the matter with
you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he
was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking
pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out
and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree
where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says
"Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says,
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck........How much
water did you drink?!"