Ladies, if you're a virgin, better find yourself a Santitation engineer(aka a garbageman) or a custodian(aka a janitor)--the types that are desperate to fvck anything that moves, know what I mean? They are cheaper by the dozen, and these hunks will happily let you swallow their love-juice--in fact not just swallow it, but allow you to suck it dry and let you salvage the remaining vestige of his natural protein shake he has in his tank(aka testicles) in your refrigerator. Now, the process I have described heretofore only devirginizes your mouth. Now, devirginizing your hoo ha is a little bit tricky. Always remember that bars are rampant with sexaholics looking for a nighter with you. Now, I have glory holed more than a handful stud-muffins in my 25 years of life, so I am talking from experience. Keep in mind that swingers clubs DO in fact allow single women to enter. If you're a man, then you need to come with a partner who shares your idea of fun. Else, the bouncer's gonna bounce you all the way to Texas! The last resort is always your neighborhood pleasure dome rife with giggolos willing to fulfill your every fantasy. If you're a young man, Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is indeed the best bet. You would love being referred to as BLOWHOLD by mj, would you not? For those of the homosexual persuasion, worry not! Gays are more promiscuous than the rest of the population. Warning though, clean off that santorum once your tush has received a push, know what I mean? Better do it while taking a bath so you don't have to worry about a thing! These are my advice for now. Hear more from me later on this subject.