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Prachanda Strikes Back!
Our dear great comrade, Prachanda aka RAW Agent aka master commander of a failed revolution, has a new master plan to take back the country. He wants all the old school opposition wallahs to band together and bring back their jholey crowd to bring this 100-day-old government down!
I think Prachanda has been a successful politician for two decades till the Gen Z massacre happened and everything changed for the old guards! We must all question him about how he got AK-47s and satellite phones during the so-called People's War.
And what happened to all the money looted from our banks across the country then? And then we had the so-called peace treaty signed between the Maoists and our so-called democratic political parties with the help of our chameleons in Delhi. Then came the cantonment scam where hundreds of crores of Rupees went missing or peanuts for the real rebel soldiers and crores for Prachanda and his few friends!
Then he became our Prime Minister, and instead of sleeping on the floor and cycling to work , this man had to have a 10-lakh bed and had to cruise around in luxury SUVs just like the rest of the old politicians then.
We have to question our man Prachanda about thousands of folks who really believed in him or his vision and got nothing in return. His daughters were married off in their teens to Indian Nepalis across the border. But then they came back and one became a Mayor and managed to skim off more than 50 crores during her time managing Bharatpur. The other daughter walks around with bags worth lakhs and has been under the radar of our CIB folks for some time.
I think Prachanda is a scared son of a seedless cucumber who managed to still remain a lawmaker because he couldn't win from anywhere except from the same old Maoist heartland. He still thinks some of us will believe him and give him another chance to lead this country down the drain again.
Prachanda's masterplan now is to gather at least 1 lakh folks in the districts and then have like 5 lakhs come to Kathmandu and do some andolan and bring down this government. Well, if you had done your job right, then we would haven't wasted two decades with your mili-juli loot coalitions.
Prachanda now blames social media and foreign interference and thinks his comrades should now battle it out online to win the hearts and minds of the people. We, the people gave you the right to govern us back in 2008. From then on, it has been downhill for the Maoists but Prachanda always found ways to stay in power or share the loot in the bhaag-banda system of loot-tantra!
Now, he is scared that his time has come to face the music and he wants all the help from all the old school political parties who had their way for the past two decades and never though that the loot sytem would come to an end someday. I think we have this 30+ year thing in this land where one kind of political system gets kicked in the rear every three decades.
Well, the Rana regime lasted hundred plus years and if the British had not left India then the Ranas would still be in power maybe. The House of Shah finally fell in 2008 thanks to foreign interference. Even the downfall of Panchayati system was then Indian blockade and once again foreign interference. Even the Ranas left the building thanks to foreign interference.
But blaming foreigners for the rise of Balen and RSP this time doesn't really make any sense. It was a fair election. People voted for RSP to govern this country while giving the old school parties a few seats as well. Prachanda dreams of a comeback but we now live in a different world where the dark deeds of the Congress, UML, Maoists (CUM) alliance are now out in the open.
Let us wish Prachanda and his comrades all the best. Let them dream of a comeback but let us hope it won't happen even if the old school media, old jholeys and the corrupt hakims and shady byaparis still want the old system back! Balen is here to stay and no matter how much the old guards whine, they are not going to dine in Baluwatar ever again!
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Prachanda Strikes Back!
Our dear great comrade, Prachanda aka RAW Agent aka master commander of a failed revolution, has a new master plan to take back the country. He wants all the old school opposition wallahs to band together and bring back their jholey crowd to bring this 100-day-old government down!
I think Prachanda has been a successful politician for two decades till the Gen Z massacre happened and everything changed for the old guards! We must all question him about how he got AK-47s and satellite phones during the so-called People's War.
And what happened to all the money looted from our banks across the country then? And then we had the so-called peace treaty signed between the Maoists and our so-called democratic political parties with the help of our chameleons in Delhi. Then came the cantonment scam where hundreds of crores of Rupees went missing or peanuts for the real rebel soldiers and crores for Prachanda and his few friends!
Then he became our Prime Minister, and instead of sleeping on the floor and cycling to work , this man had to have a 10-lakh bed and had to cruise around in luxury SUVs just like the rest of the old politicians then.
We have to question our man Prachanda about thousands of folks who really believed in him or his vision and got nothing in return. His daughters were married off in their teens to Indian Nepalis across the border. But then they came back and one became a Mayor and managed to skim off more than 50 crores during her time managing Bharatpur. The other daughter walks around with bags worth lakhs and has been under the radar of our CIB folks for some time.
I think Prachanda is a scared son of a seedless cucumber who managed to still remain a lawmaker because he couldn't win from anywhere except from the same old Maoist heartland. He still thinks some of us will believe him and give him another chance to lead this country down the drain again.
Prachanda's masterplan now is to gather at least 1 lakh folks in the districts and then have like 5 lakhs come to Kathmandu and do some andolan and bring down this government. Well, if you had done your job right, then we would haven't wasted two decades with your mili-juli loot coalitions.
Prachanda now blames social media and foreign interference and thinks his comrades should now battle it out online to win the hearts and minds of the people. We, the people gave you the right to govern us back in 2008. From then on, it has been downhill for the Maoists but Prachanda always found ways to stay in power or share the loot in the bhaag-banda system of loot-tantra!
Now, he is scared that his time has come to face the music and he wants all the help from all the old school political parties who had their way for the past two decades and never though that the loot sytem would come to an end someday. I think we have this 30+ year thing in this land where one kind of political system gets kicked in the rear every three decades.
Well, the Rana regime lasted hundred plus years and if the British had not left India then the Ranas would still be in power maybe. The House of Shah finally fell in 2008 thanks to foreign interference. Even the downfall of Panchayati system was then Indian blockade and once again foreign interference. Even the Ranas left the building thanks to foreign interference.
But blaming foreigners for the rise of Balen and RSP this time doesn't really make any sense. It was a fair election. People voted for RSP to govern this country while giving the old school parties a few seats as well. Prachanda dreams of a comeback but we now live in a different world where the dark deeds of the Congress, UML, Maoists (CUM) alliance are now out in the open.
Let us wish Prachanda and his comrades all the best. Let them dream of a comeback but let us hope it won't happen even if the old school media, old jholeys and the corrupt hakims and shady byaparis still want the old system back! Balen is here to stay and no matter how much the old guards whine, they are not going to dine in Baluwatar ever again!
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