Welcome, gentlemen, to the Great Nepali Man Olympics—the only competition where everyone insists they already won before the game even starts. First event: The Instant Success Sprint. Why waste years working patiently when you can become rich by next Tuesday? Hard work is suspicious anyway. If success doesn’t arrive quickly, clearly the problem is the universe… or your neighbor’s jealousy. Second event: The Ancestral Pride Weightlifting. Contestants must lift the heaviest load of historical pride—preferably something related to caste, lineage, or “my grandfather knew someone important.” The trick is to carry this weight proudly while doing absolutely nothing useful with it. Third event: The Virtual Bragging Marathon. In this event, competitors run endlessly across social media proving their superiority to strangers. Evidence is optional; confidence is mandatory. Fourth event: The Empathy Avoidance Drill. Participants must skillfully dodge compassion at all costs. If someone struggles, the correct response is not help but a lecture about how you would have succeeded faster. Unless we practice following, I cannot think of equality in either gender.