Seattle Jokes What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? A weekend It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain What's the definition of a Seattle optimist? A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat. What did the Seattle native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy? Nice tan "I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday." I can go on and on ... forever. Here?s a fact check: http://www.pan.ci.seattle.wa.us/html/weather.htm