डल्लस् ब्रो,

हेर्नुस्, म आफ्नै पोस्ट मा त धेरै रिप्लाई गर्दिन भने तपाईं को पोस्ट मा कुस्ती लड्ने मलाई के खाँचो, मैले राम्रै कुरा गरिरहेको थिएँ, तपाईं ले बङ्याउनु भयो, बधाई छ, कुरा आयो इज्जत को, म तपाईं मुजी पाखेको इज्जत र बेइज्जत को चक्कर मा किन परुँ, न अङ्रेजी मा राम्रो लेख्न सक्नु हुन्छ न नेपाली लिपी मैँ लेख्न सक्नुहुन्छ, मर्द को छोरो हो भने म जत्ती को फ्यान बेस बनाउनुस् नत्र अर्घाखाँची कि आफ्नी मोटी बुढी चिक्दै बस्नुस्, शायद म गाको डल्लास् को घर यहीँ को परेछ होला, आफ्नो मुजी एबेलीन को पाखे नातेदार लाई नान्च्न कम गर्न भन्नुस्, सबै को भलो हुन्छ

अर्भिङ का नेपाली सबै त्यस्तै हुँदैनन, तर तपाईं मुजी डिभीवाल हरु लाई लिएर अर्भिङ कै मानिस् परेशान भैसके, लाइक आइ सेड, म आफ्नै थ्रेड मा त रिप्लाई गरेर माथि ल्याउँदिन भने यो बकम्फुसे थ्रेड मा किन जवाफ दिउँ, बाइ बाइ, अर्को आइडी बनाएर आउनुस् अनी फेरी भिडम्ला, नमस्कार .

बाइ द वे ईंग्लिश ब्रो, मेरो स्वास्नी न्यार्नी हो हाहा.

Now in English, although not a verbatim translation.

You see Dallasbro, it must hurt a lot to be someone like you. You come to United States for a better living, somehow end up living in Dallas, gradually you look people around you who have lived there for ages, and suddenly realize you cannot be one of them because of your less than impressive education, smarts and social status. So instead you become jealous, you become jealous with every white collar Nepalese guys and girls because they remind you what a failure you are. You try to imitate the American way, but end up being more frustrated because you simply cannot belong. Because you belong to that strata of people who live an incredibly conservative life back home, bring the same baggage here and then discover you still cannot get the same respect despite getting here. My post was a satire, it didn't encompass every Nepali in Irving, but it definitely was directed to losers like you. Now who is disgraced? LMAO.

Now go ahead and reply to this while I binge Netflix with a chilled beer, because I am done replying back.