1- I will highly appreciate my PARENTS to be gays and lesbians as this is the best way for them to become truely happy and STOP the domestic violence 2- I will pay a way past middle aged man or women with 4 grandchildren monthly wages of Rs.30 and make them my slave and I be the MALIK ....the king 3- I will not clean the toilets of restaurants owned by Indians and will NOT do ANYTHING but make fun of nepalese who are doing something in their lives....