? Wife, If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross yoir mind? Husband, That you are a lesbian. ? Son: What's the defference between Love, relief and belief ? Father: Your mom is love, your maid is my relief and I'm your Dad- well that's my belief. ? I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time !! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need a bathtroom?!?! ? Pappu did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull." "How disgusting! I am sure your father could have done that." "No ma'm, he couldn't have. It has to be the Bull." A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"