? What's common between the Sun & women's underwear? 1) Both are hot 2) Both look better while going down 3) Both disappear by night ? Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later. ? A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'se_x' and 'love.' The woman wrote, "When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in se_x." And Bob wrote, "I love se_x." ? Your Name? Abu Dalah Sarafi. Se_x? Four times a week. No, no, no male or female? Male, female... sometimes camel. ? Two flowers: I love you, darling!!! I love you, too!!! I want you so much!!! Where the fcuk are those darned bees? ? A judge charged 10,800 fine to a man, when asked why 10,800 judge replied 10,000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax. ? Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes? A for Almost boobs B for Barely there C for Can do D for Damn good E for Enormous and F for Fake