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Posted on 03-18-13 6:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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The American guy working behind register wears $10 short, $10 tee, $10 hat, $10 shade, owns a flip phone and eats 2 for $2 hot dogs who has barely passed high school and The guy in F1 status working behind the register sports $180 Ray ban, owns $650 iphone & $ 700 plus DSLR and is about to finish his bachelor.  See education works!!

Dad called me to find out if I was homeless, I said why? He said Rekha Thapa told him so.

Back in 2000 when I went to a mall in DC Virginia area, I thought I was at Bhrikuti Mandap where some celebrity charity thing was going on because Karishma Manadhar was selling ice cream, Ratan Subedi was security, Saroj Khanal was selling Wendys, Nalina Chitrakar was singing Christmas carole, Sanjeep Pradhan was backing her up, Prem Raja Mahat was a happy greeter, and Raja Ram Paudel was pushing carts on parking lot.

Sajha bus ma jo pani chhada chha…. Hari Bansha bro sang that song long time ago. Time has changed now . While I was flying from  Bahrain to Kathmandu,  I did think about that song. Sajha (Gulf) AirBus ma jo pani chad da chha…

It was nice to talk to my grandmother in Jumla. I cannot believe she has her own cell phone now. I asked her if grandfather gives her a buzz. She goes like, “ Nahhh, it’s been dead for years now.” I’m sure she misheard my question.

After being robbed at gas station my DV friend told the police that the suspect was “badass” The white police looked at him like crazy and asked, “ Did u mean blackass?

You wear 3 undergarments that starts from ur belly all the way down to ur knees and you hold ur pants with your hands at knees and put the belt around ur neck and you wear sunglass & hat that has worn out but the tag is still new. You is crazy!

Travelling to Nepal after  many years was kind of funny. While walking in Ason, I was kind of breakdancing, dodging all the people try not to touch 'em. But once I got into the micro this lady bludgeoned my face with her fat ass putting me into the coma.

As I was riding the micro bus, I flashed my iphone 3gs with pride. I put it back when the Khalasi pulled out his iphone 4.

Craving for makai, I asked for 1 makai. The lady asked me Rs 25. I said,"are you crazy. Rs. 25 for this makai???? I know I came from America but I am not tourist." She said," oh you came from America I thought you came from Siraha, give me Rs 50."

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Mangale


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  Good one! 
 
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Nice observations!
 
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Very funny and good commentary..Keep it coming.That remind me of a true story of one of my friend who called back his Uncle who lives in a village from NM."Betaa ,ta kaha ahile?" his uncle inquired..."ma ahile New mexico vanne thau ma" my friend replied with much pride...after a pause his uncle declared,"Ayeeee New mexico ma po!!...tehaa bata Amayreekaa ta ekdum najik cha hola hai?.Good luck."
 
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Thanks all for the likes & comments. I just want to share a joke with you all. Not my creation, but I find it very funny.

So there was this guy who was kind of "gwanch". His parents decided to get him married. At wedding night, the new bride was kind of dissapointed becasue he wont do anything but look at her and smile and all that. Few days passed like that, the bride had enough and went to her mother-in-law and said, "mummy, hernus na hajur ko chhora la te kei pani jannu hunna, khoi kei pani garnu hunna, khali malai herera hasnu hunchha." So mother-in-law understood that and passed that information to her old man. The father-in-law had an idea. He decided to talk to his son. He called him to his room and started giving him instructions. He said," chhora, when you go to bed tonight, I'llbe standing by the door with a "madal". When I hit the madal...ghantang!!! you insert yoru penis into her vagina, When I hit it second time..ghantang!! you pull out. Then you repeat the process. Okay?? Son agreed to do that. So that night the father stood outside the door with the madal and the son went to the bed. He followed the instruction as his father told him. Madal bajyo "Ghintang!!! He penetrated. Feri madal bajyo "Ghintang!! He pulled out.  It happened for few mintues. The son started getting all excited and sweaty. After some insertion & pull out, he couldnt control himself and yelled his lungs out to the father, " BAA ...OH BAAA!! DAMMARU CHHAINA???DAMMARU??DAMARU CHHAINA?? DAMARU??
Thanks again.
Mangale.

 
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 wah kya ramro lekh! ajhai lekha yaar
 
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nice....mangale...kep it coming..... LOL 
 


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