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 President OBAMA calls Anuja Baniya
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Posted on 04-21-11 12:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Whitehouse Press Release

Upon hearing the news of a simple Nepali girl Anuja Baniya returning Rs. 9.1 million (approx US$ 126,000) to the owner, President Barrack Obama made an unprecedented felicitation call to Ms. Anuja Baniya who recently turned 21.

The phone call was telecast live over many news channels such as Fox News, CNN and Nepal Doordarshan.

Upon hearing this, hundreds of people are coming out of their house to return things that they have found but not returned. Things returned includes a used panty found in a train station in Tokyo returned by Yoshiko Okinara who tearfully bid farewell to it by handing it to the rightful owner Mariko Miyogi who had accidentally dropped it in the train because the piece of clothing was 2 sizes more than her size and she didn't notice it fall off while she dozed off in the train. She had received it at a secret gift exchange at her work where employees participated in exchanging gifts worth less than $10's amount during the Christmas season. It was her colleague Ms. Yamaguchi who had secretly packed the item because it was given to her by her ex boyfriend as a parting gift.

Anuja Baniya was very happy to hear from president Obama and requested him on the phone to grant visa to her brother who had been denied visa 3 times by the US Embassy in Kathmandu. Amidst cheers and standing ovation Mr. Obama granted the visa right there and then over the phone, after quickly connecting a video call with Skype. He used his executive veto to grant the visa to the otherwise ineligible alien. He had granted her 3 wishes but she chose to excercise only one grant at this time. The content of the other two of her wishes are unknown at this time of writing.

This is an indicident of epic proportions and both Obama and Anuja deserves three chairs hip hop hurray!

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Posted on 04-21-11 12:10 PM     [Snapshot: 15]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 Creative. LOL.
Posted on 04-21-11 12:12 PM     [Snapshot: 15]     Reply [Subscribe]
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".. This is an indicident of epic proportions and both Obama and Anuja deserves three chairs hip hop hurray!.."

Three chairs?

Why would two persons, Obama and Anuja, need three chairs? Neither look that fat !
Posted on 04-21-11 12:12 PM     [Snapshot: 39]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 haha nice one
Posted on 04-21-11 12:21 PM     [Snapshot: 76]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Now president Ommama will be calling u, just stay by the phone or turn on the Skype for this hilarious prank.

Keep on Rockin'

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Posted on 04-21-11 3:07 PM     [Snapshot: 389]     Reply [Subscribe]
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I felt like it was april fool,,, I read the comment N started to search in google if its true!! Then I found it was a prank... hahaa.. Good one!!
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Thanks for your comments

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Hillarious, and a slap to a lier like Anuja and the leader like Ram Baran Yadav who rush to act without finding the fact whether it is true.
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Washington, DC (CNN) – Upon hearing about the unreliable story of Ms. Anuja Baniya, President Obama is totally infuriated about his earlier appreciation to her couple of days back. The President had called personally to Anuja and hailed her as a symbol of honesty when the media surfaced her story of returning Rs 9.1 million(US$126,000) and a diamond necklace to the owner. Now, the President issued his executive order to utilize 90% workforce of the CIA, FBI, Secret Service and local police enforcement to investigate the case, use any terms necessary and reveal the truth within 7 days.

In the mean time, the brother of Anuja whom was issued the US visa upon direct intervention of Obama has been detained at JFK International Airport while he was on his way to New York. He has been transferred to an unidentified facility for further questioning. The President has also revoked the remaining two wishes that Anuja was rewarded with. It is learnt that her brother is being questioned about the two remaining wishes since US now has the suspicion that this all propaganda is to manipulate the President and make him lose in the next election.

With 90% security workforce used in the investigation, the crimes in major cities have dramatically increased. The republicans are using this opportunity to gain their support for next Presidential election. The President’s rating is going down. The democrats are defending the action by saying that this could be a major plot to ruin US economy and what they are doing to stop that is the best for US future.

Meanwhile, Ms. Anuja is getting support from Iran, North Korea and Yemen. They have issued the common statement that they will provide shelter to Anuja if they feel her life is in danger. They also said in the press conference that they would no longer tolerate the harm on her and would intervene in all possible way to save her. The whole world is getting divided in two groups, one favoring Ms. Anuja and the other favoring the investigation.

IS IT THE BEGINNIGN OF 2012?????????????????????

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