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Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha......
> > WIFE: TUSSI ITNNI DER SE KI DEKH RAHE HO?
> > SARDAR:EXPIRY DATE DHOOND RAHA HU.....
> >
> > A donkey kicked sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a
> > zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha
> > hai'.
> >
> > Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
> > Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara
> >
> > Teacher: A for?
> > Sardar: Apple
> > Teacher: Jor se bolo?
> > Sardar: Jay mata di.
> >
> > Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
> > Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
> > jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
> >
> > Inspector to Santa: Phansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
> > Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k phansi de do!
> >
> > Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
> > Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
> > Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
> >
> > Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chor ke chali gayi.
> > Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
> > Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha
> >
> > Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks
> > : Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
> > Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
> >
> > Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
> > Rikshawala: 10 Rs
> > Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
> > Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
> > Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
> >
> > Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
> > Banta: Wow, Kab?
> > Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
> >
> > Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
> > Banta: Don't know.
> > Santa: Well.. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
> >
> > Sardarji :I want to stich curtain for my computer
> > Tailor : Why curtain for computer
> > Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer
> >
> > Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
> > Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends
> >
> > Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
> > Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
> > Tourist: Whose IS that smaller skeleton next to it?
> > Santa: that was tipu's skeleton when he was child .
> >
> > Interviewer: what is your birth date?
> > Sardar: 13th October Which year?
> > Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR --
> >
> > Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
> > started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
> > doing.
> > Sardar pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
> >
> > Pappu, while filling up a form: dad, what should I write for Mother
> > tongue.?
> > Santa: very long! --------------
> >
> > Seeing santa singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
> > "Oye why r u sad?" ....
> > To which santa replies ..."I lost 300 rs in bet." ...
> > His friend ask hims..."How?"
> > Santa singh says.."I bet on india for Rs 200...But unfortunately India
> > lost"
> > His friend queries.."But u said 300 rs..."
> > Santa singh answers..."I again bet for india for rs 100 in the highlights
> > of the match"
> >
> > Santa and banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the
> > police station.
> > "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" Asks banta.
> > "Don't worry about it," says santa. "We'll just lie and tell them we only
> > found two."
> >
> > Santa and banta jungle mein Saamne aayaa sher
> > Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko
> > bhi bhaagne ko kahaa Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai!!! -
> >
> > Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
> > Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
> >
> > Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
> > ghoorte ho?
> > Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .
> >
> > A sardar ji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
> > function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
> > He said 'SMILE PLEASE'
> >
> > Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
> > Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..




 
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राम्रो !
 
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mulla jasto dhoti ko santan....

 
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K ho sabai indian ma? Nepali ko chaina?

 
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Tara J hos Ramro cha!!!!!

 


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