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 why life without GIRL is COOL...?
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Posted on 11-06-08 11:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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1. You can stare at any Girl.......  

2. You don't have to spend money on her.  

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.  

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.  

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is
automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.  

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to
ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and
"wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything
according ur wishes anymore.   

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a
girlfriend and have a happier family  life.    
 
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more
endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.  
 
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin
less.  

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.  

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur
folks.
 
17. No nonstop nonsense.  

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.  

19. No tension.  

20. You can be "urself"  


21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills....


 
Posted on 11-07-08 1:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You are sexually deviated.....Ekloprani.....use yr brain...not asssssssss
 
Posted on 11-07-08 8:00 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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OBAMA,

      hasayo yo OBAMA bhanne le pani! Sexually deviated re!! Thik cha thik cha OBAMA. No offense! PEACE!


 
Posted on 11-07-08 8:03 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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45 Reasons why Beer is better than a woman:


1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
3. Beer stains wash out.
4. Beer doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.
5. Beer never has a headache.
6. When a beer goes flat, you just toss it out.
7. Beer is never late.
8. Beer doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.
9. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
10. Beer doesn't argue with you about when to drink it.
ll. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
l2. Beer doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another beer.
13. Beer never threatens to go to a lawyer.
14. Beer labels come off without a fight.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
17. No court has ever granted a beer alimony payments.
18. You can share a beer with your friends.
19. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth something.
20. Hangovers go away.
21. Beers never require expensive permanent and hair tints.
22. Beer is always wet.
23. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you pour your beer right, you'll always get a good head.
26. Beer can be easily eliminated.
27. Beer is only stopping by, it doesn't stay around and nag.
28. Beer doesn't demand equality.
29. A frigid beer is a good beer.
30. You don't have to take expensive flowers home to your beer.
31. Beer never complains about when you come for it.
32. You don't have to take your beer to a psychiatrist to get it to bubble.
33. You can have a beer in public.
34. You can see through a beer and you know what you are getting.
35. When your beer gets upset, it settles down.
36. Beer is subject to quality control and doesn't argue about it.
37. Beer doesn't talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions.
38. Beer doesn't ask you to take a lie detector test about when you had the
last one.
39. Beer doesn't have a Mother that goes with it.
40. If you drop a beer, there is no doctor bill.
41. Beer doesn't have anniversaries for you to forget.
42. Beer doesn't demand that you take it dancing before you can have it.
43. Beer doesn't have relatives that stop by and stay for weeks.
44. When you buy a beer, you own it.
45. Beer never cries or gets jealous.


 
Posted on 11-07-08 8:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE  DOGS NOT GIRLFRIEND


1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dog

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.

4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.

5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

6. A dog`s parents never visit.

7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

11. Dogs can`t talk.

12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.

13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.

14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.

19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.

20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.

21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.

23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcu
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Posted on 11-07-08 8:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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life without girl is cool if you're gay..idiot!
 
Posted on 11-08-08 6:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 11-08-08 8:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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kalebhut khit khit khit
 
Posted on 11-08-08 8:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yeaa kalebhut..tht's wut i was goin to respnd with whn i 1st saw this thread...( a GAY) ...damn  this guy whoever he is/ is so gayy.   be a man (in a chinese tone).  
 


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