After all the posting of "You know...", One more to the list.
You know you're a new student from Nepal when:
0.You're full of testestorone and think you've got balls bigger than anybody else.
1. You expect the whole world to come to your help, feed you and rub your feet at night like your mom used to do back in Nepal.
2.You know all the new Hollyhood movies, although you've seen most of them in the worst quality VHS in Nepal and didn't make any sense of the story cause of the poor audio.
3.You think America is all Red Carpet and celebrities till you land in the middle of Kansas and the first thing comes of your mind,"This sucks. Bairag laagney thaou"
4.You think every problem can be fixed like in Nepal with your family "Source and Force" attitude and you never plan anything including regestering your class on time, and you go to the teacher, advisor to "fix it" like you've always done in Nepal.
5.You hate any Nepali who's been her for a while and only says "Hi Hello" to you, since you think you're more important than anybody else.You hate him.
6.If he's more compassionate about fellow Nepali, you literally take every thing he says as an advice, a mere display of his status and show off. He helps you with all he can in the beginning and you turn your back after a while.You hate him too.
7.You hate your advisor since he caught you working off campus.You think he's a jerk without realising he's just doing his job, unlike in Nepal he'd have turn his back and walked away.It's in your blood to hate someone who's honest at his job.
8.You work at a gas station, and Indian restaurant and Ocean City in the summer.Nothing wrong there.
9.You think "Football" means soccer and get laughed at when you say you play football in your class.
10.You hate Indians even though you've watched all of their movies and know all the songs and you love cricket too. After a week of your arrival, you crave for the new releases and the matches.
11.You think you can get to places by "walking" and never plan ahead. You look for a bus or a taxi then, which if you cannot find one, you says "Khaatam Rahecha, Zhoor place"
12. You think you can get laid really easy with white chicks and when you don't get any action, you miss your gf back home and try to contact her.
13.You listen to "Creed" and think they're Rock Band.
14.You love Latin music,dance and their culture, but cannot tell the difference between Latino and Hispanics.You get mistaken for a Mexican sometimes. You say "Jalapino" with a "J" instead of "Halapino" for the their Chillie.
And the finaleee
13. You come to Sajha.com and post all the hatred against your own Nepali people(already establised ones and the DV holders esp) instead of blaming yourself for your miserable life.
Please add more.