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Posted on 05-04-07 11:32 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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What happens when a typical Nepalese guy returns from USA ? > >> > >> a.. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. > >> > >> > >> a.. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health; > >>(proving to be very health conscious). > >> > >> > >> a.. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath. > >> > >> > >> a.. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go". > >> > >> > >> a.. Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead > >>of Seven Zero Four) > >> > >> > >> a.. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every > >>time he steps out. > >> > >> > >> a.. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in > >>Millions.(Not in Lakhs) > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but > >>deep down the heart multiplies by 70 times). > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. > >> > >> > >> a.. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several > >>times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never > >>says Zed). > >> > >> > >> a.. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, > >>says "Oh! British Style!!!!" > >> > >> > >> a.. Makes fun of Road Conditions. > >> > >> > >> a.. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag". > >> > >> > >> a.. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. > >> > >> > >> a.. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing > >>it for the first time. > >> > >> > >> a.. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule". > >> > >> > >> a.. Looks suspiciously towards roadside restaurants and sekuwa > >> > >> > >>Few more important stuffs > >> > >> a.. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by > >>which he traveled back, even after 4 months of arrival. > >> b.. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits, tries to roll the bag > >>on the Roads. > >>And The Ultimate One > >> > >> a.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in > >>US..."
 
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Posted on 05-04-07 2:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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MR Z. K CHHA HO?YA I GUESS 7 YRS RIGHT AFTER 12 I GUESS MERO THIKAI CHHA YAAR.........CLIMBING THE AVALANCHES CALLED LIFE GULPAAK KO TA KURAI NA GARA ANI PUSTAKARI NA BHULA NA HO SATHI
 
Posted on 05-04-07 2:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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That kinda thing might slip once in a while unknowningly especially if u return after 5 to 9 yrs straight from US. I hope i would never slip it like that when i return to KTM, coz i know people tends to pick on that stuffs everywhere in world.
 
Posted on 05-04-07 2:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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o....balabhadra ji....जस्को पनि खुट्टा तान्नै पर्छ ?बिकासजी ले भन्या कुरा ठिकै हो/ You should appriciate his complilation....je kura pani negetively li dine. ali ali mistake ta bhai halchha ni jasko pani.
 
Posted on 05-04-07 3:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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may be aliitle bikash bro.. not that much for the same person.. compilation assuming everybody is ok... one per son doesnt do all those things.. i didnt ..may be i did couple of those but not all.. how about u..was that your personal experience... teti saro amercanized bhako ..ammammama
 
Posted on 05-04-07 4:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LAUNA LUNATIC LE TA MERO KHEDO PO GARYO BA ABA MA AFNAI POLE KHOLCHHU TA YO SAJHA MA KURA PANI TANG NA PUCHHAR JASTO
 
Posted on 05-04-07 5:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nice one bikash, but i promise i won't do like that.............
 
Posted on 05-04-07 5:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Diman_kharab? - 20 yr old virgin? hehe.
 
Posted on 05-04-07 9:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.FYI bikash ji FS4U khub browse garinchha jasto cha ni? tyaha Dhoti le India bhanera lekheko joke Nepal ma convert garera post garne Sajha maa??? Chorekai bhaye ni yeso original creator lai credit ta dinu parchha yaar.
 
Posted on 05-04-07 9:39 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Tyai bhayera ta maile you can't generalize what's being said bhanya ni. Euta 2 ta nepali le garla testo. Mula dhoti le lekhya raicha, hami nepali le ni testai garchaun bhanne? Did you get your answers 20yroldvirgin aka dimag kharab?
 
Posted on 05-04-07 9:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good job nepasider. Ho yellai chahin pole kholeko bhanincha.
 
Posted on 05-05-07 3:07 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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oie baleeeee(ops balbhadra) mero side ko story sundainasuni tettikai hawa ma ufrine? kasto bali ma namileko dum jasto raichha yo ta arko bhasa ma bhanda aftero ma faleko farsi jasto haina tyo nepasider le bhanyo bhandai ma maile aba tehi bata liya hunchha?u moron balee i m not saying its my 100% creative stuff n source isnt single either so u keep quiet mr.bire n better dont fiddle in every thread with ur ill intentions
 
Posted on 05-05-07 3:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bikash KC, No offense but i m with BALBHADRA....i think you're one of the people who's proud of coming to US and you feel like you're on top of the world...Kathmandu ko Harek Galli Galli ko manche cha America ma....Kun chahi le bhancha Nepal gayera tyo sab kura....Zero lai "oh" re......Ma pani Nepal gaye, but when i went there i never felt like saying all that Crap...
 
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Posted on 05-05-07 4:29 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sakuni answered it on my behalf Bikash KC. Maile kehi bhannu cha ra? Euta dhoti le je payo tehi bhanera hami nepali haru lai dhoti sanga relate garera conclusion draw garne? Ani yo baleeee kallai bhanya? Maile mero nickname Balbhadra Kunwar bata liyeko ( timrb.. ko naam haina yo ) . Ali dimag lagayera reply garnu. Bhani halen ni, Euta dhoti le 0 lai "oh" bhanyo bhandaima, a Nepali returning back from the USA is going to say the same thing bhanne? Sakuni le ekdam thik kura garya ho. Hami muji nepali haru yestai ho. America ko lagi Visa paye pachi Moon ma land garya bhanda badhi ufrinchaun. Ke ke na bha jasto. Kun chahin pagal le gayera regular coke ko sattama "diet coke" piuncha? ma ta piunna.
 
Posted on 05-05-07 4:59 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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herna balee ko furti mula ktm ko galli ma sticker taseko gog laudai hinni hola aile furti herna tesko aba maile bhaneni mero source tyo haina dhoti site bhanera...........how long will u moron keep on parroting the same rhetoric? u bire
 
Posted on 05-05-07 5:04 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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haha @ sticker taseko gog ani @ furti. Sajha.com ko forum ma bhanna pako, aba je bhane ni bhayo haina? lala moj garnu. Kunai keti lai impress garna khojya ho ki ke ho? Malai ta dar lagyo hai hero sanga.
 
Posted on 05-05-07 5:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahhahaa bale ko kuro aba k sochna sakchha ta teelle aba kt bhahek aru kura yo bihana bihana balle u go n get shaked u will feel better
 
Posted on 05-05-07 5:17 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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"get shaked" ? Is that how a Nepali returning back to Nepal from the USA calls it? lol. Why didn't you include that on your post earlier? Damn. I'm learning quite a number of things from you this early.
 
Posted on 05-05-07 9:05 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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uff ballle it was just typing error
 
Posted on 05-05-07 11:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Now this is rellly funny because I did act somehow like that but not all of it because I went back to Nepal after more than 9 yrs and man things had changed back home....and yes I tried acting and behaving like before...I mean ate in roadside vendors, drank from the tap and did normal things my friends did........I got so sick that I had a bad stomach and was puking everything I ate...............it took me two weeks to fully recover.................so it is healthy to drink mineral water and avoid street vendorsa for a while untill your body gets used to the new surounding....slowly your body will remember its old habbits.......So after I recovered......I was eating everywhere I could..........and drank wtere even from the street vendors.........Funny thing is When I came back to America I got sick again because of the drastic change....
 



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