Lets have some fun!!

Clever Scrabbles FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE When you rearrange the letters: FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE BARA THEDA When you rearrange the letters: ARAB DEATH PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET’S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Positive Proof Of Global Warming

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking… Just Check This Out!!!! Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard……….. man 1. ———— board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let’s see if you’ve got the hang of it. 2. stand ———— i Ans. = I understand OK…. Got the drift? Let’s try a few now and see how you fare. 3. /r/e/a/d/ Ans. = read between the lines 4. r road a d Ans. = cross road Not having a good day now, are you? Redeem yourself. 5. cycle cycle cycle Ans. = tricycle Not easy to figure out ha! 0 6. ———— M.D. Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero C’mon give it a little thought!! knee 7. ———— light Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light) You can prove you are smart by getting this one. ground 8. ——————————- feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground Oh no, not again!! 9. he’s X himself Ans. = he’s by himself Now u messing up big time. 10. ecnalg Ans. = backward glance Not even close!! 11. death ….. life Ans. = life after death Okay last chance ……………… 12. THINK Ans. = think big!! And the last one is real fundoo………… 13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb…. Ans. = long time no ‘C’ (see)

If Restaturants Function Like Microsoft Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now. Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check. Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Patron: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet. Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything. Waiter leaves. Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup! The check: Soup of the Day ……………………………………. $5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day ………. $2.50 Access to support ………………………………… $1.00

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Good one specially last one. Thanks

Last edited: 15-Jan-09 12:38 PM

Me either, what is this about? Any body ?