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 Made In USA . ( A LIL HUMOR )
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 *******You Have 30 Minutes remaining for this call******* 

Mom – Hello…Hello 

Me - Hajur ma, Darshan gare. 

Mom- Tero tyo ali kati baki vako manner ni haraula feri, dherai darshan vani raknu pardaina, save it. 

Me – Ani hajur lai kasto cha. 

Mom – Kasto hunu, thikai cha vannu paryo, ta yesai yaha chhainas , ussai chhainas, talai vanera pani k garnu. 

Me - Tai pani vanisyos na. 

Mom- Ani kasari phone garis ta, yettika din pachi, dasain vayera phone gareko hola hoina, aba agi pachi ta tero fusad nai hudaina . 

Me - Aba dashain ma ta phone garnu paryo ni, yaha afno koi chaina. 

Mom – Khoi, talai testai vako vaye, ettika barsa vai sakyo, yo pali ta tika launa aako ve huntyo ni. 

Me - Huna ta hunthyo, tara bidai milena. 

Mom – Kasto ho tyo, harek barsa bida namilne, hoina, tero kam ma ta eklai chas ki kya ho, por ni bida mile, paral saal ni bida milena, jaile ni tai, ….. aba bidesh ma gaye pachi chora chori le maya marchan vanthe, ajaa afule ni dekhnu paryo. 

Me – Arko barsa aauchu, sachi ho. 

Mom – Khoi, baru arko barsa samma dhara ma pani aula, maobadi ali sam sum hola, ali alu – chamal sasto hola vane chai baru aaas lagcha, ta aaulas vanne chai kai aaas chaina aba. 

Me – Aba tyo ta hajur lai ma aaunu vanda, baru pani, batti , manghai gateko nai faida hunhca ni ta. 

Mom – La aba dheri sikaunu pardaina taile, …. 
Ani tyo poor saal ko jasto , khasi pathaune hoina ni, khane mukkh jamma 2ta cha, tetro khasi, arulai didaima jancha, tyo pani, tyo khasi safa garun jel ta, afnai maasu adha ghatcha. 

Me – Ani k pathai deu ta, 

Mom – Kai ni chaidaina, ………baru to diabetic jache machine chai pathai de na, 

Me - Tyo pathuna ta, manche aaunau paryo, aile koi ni Nepal jana lako chaina, baru paisa pathai dinchu, ani Nepal mai kine hucha ni. 

Mom - Pardaina….4 maina agadai, tyo national trading bata euta kineko, Made in USA lekhekai thiyena, tai vayera, 4 maina pachi chalnai chodyo. Aba chai ti bata pathaide, tyo ni pachadi tag ma Made In USA lekheko chai. 

Me - Testo ni hunhca ra, 4 maina ma nachalne. 

Mom- Aba vayo ta, napattya herna aijjaa affai. 

Me - Hoina, ani tyo machine chai, battery le chalcha ki batti le. 

Mom - Khoi, batti le chalna ta, batti ni aaunu paryo ni, battery le nai hola , tero daddy lai sodnu parcha, malai ta chalaunu ni auudaina. 

Me - Aba teti ta tha hunu paryo ni, taar le tyo batti ko plug ma jodnu parcha ki pardaina ? 

Mom – Taar le ta jodnu pardaina….” Wireless “ hola, aile samma ta taar le chalako chaina. 

Me - Wireless…??? Testo tyo diabetic jachne machine ta America ma ni “Made in USA” lekheko chai wiresless paudaina hai. 

Mom - Khoi ta aba, taar najodi kana chalne lai wireless nai vanchan ni hoina ra ? Taile pathako tyo phone ma pani ta tai lekho thiyo..wireless phone vanera. 
Mathi kausi ma lage ni chalcha, aba yo jachne machine pani kausi ma lage ni chalcha…ani k vannu ta…wireless nai ho ni. 

Me- Ho tara. 

Mom – Wireless nai ho, hoina ta ? 

Me – Aba testai vannu paryo, battery le chalne wireless. 

Mom - K battery ? 

Me – Tyo machine ko pachadi battery hola ni, cha ki chaina ? 

Mom - Tyo ta cha. Asti samma ta thyo. 

Me - Ani kine dekhi aile samma battery feri seko cha ki chaina ta ? 

Mom - 4 maina vayo kineko, battery ta tai ho, machine sangai aako thyo, tyo timi haru ko huncha ni, buy 1 – get one free, Nepal ma ni testai cha, machine kine pachi, battery chai sittai ma re. 

Me - Tai vayera hola , nachaleko, battery naferea, aba 4 maina samma ta tikdaina ni. 

Mom – Machine ki battery ? 

Me - Machine hoina battery. Battery feri syos ta, ani chalcha. 

Mom – Pakh, ma herchu……… ho chalyo, chalyo. 

Me - K chalyo ? 

Mom - Battery ra machine, dubai chalyo. 

Me - Dubai chalyo ? 

Mom – Dubai chalyo…… yo purano battery ma Made in China, lekheko raicha, tai vayera hola, sabai thug, 4 maina ma nai machine nachaleko. 

Me – Machine hoina, battery. 

Mom – Dherai batho naban ta. battery nachale pachi, machine ni chalena, ani eutai kura vayena. 

Me – Hmmmm 

Mom – Taile tyo USA bata pathako phone, tyo wiresless, lekheko chai, 1 barsa vai sakyo, aja chali ra cha ta, battery fernu pareko chaina ta. Pachadi , Made in USA ni lekheko cha. 

Me – Tyo phone ko battery, affai charge huncha. 

Mom - Battery ni wireless? affai charge hune chai ? 

Me – Hoina, tyo phone jodeko huncha ni, tyo taar le - batti ko outlet ma, ani battery pani charge vai rancha k. 

Mom – Ani kina wireless lekheko ta phone ma ? 

Me - Hoina phone ho, battery chai hoina. 

Mom - K ??– Made in USA. 

Me - Hoina wireless. 

Mom - Battery ki phone ? 

Me – Hoina phone chai wireless, battery chai hoina. 

Mom – Ye..teso van na ta. 

*********You Have 1 min left for your call ************* 

Me – Sunisyo ta, aba phone katincha, 1 min matra baki cha. 

Mom - Lau, Tero phone ko ni battery ferne bela bho jasto cha. 

Me – Haree, battery hoina k, yo phone card. 

Mom – Made in USA hoina ra ?, charge garna mildaina. 

Me – Aba hajur lai, arko pali bujauchu tyo chai, rakhchu hai aba, darshan, pachi feri phone garchu, battery ferera. 

Mom - Tika ko din ma gar aba. 

Me – Hajur hunhca. 

Mom – Ye..sun ta, baru machine hoina, battery chai pathaide 

Me – Battery ???? 

Mom – Machine lai, Made in USA lekheko….. Wireless. 


*********** You do not have sufficient balance for this call ******** 

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 Haha .. nice one 
 
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I would have preferred watching shahrukh khan eating spaghetti with hands if had I known this is what I was going to waste my time on! boring!
 


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