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Posted on 05-22-08 6:20 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey guys i got his life equation in my email. i thought it will be okey to share with you.

Smart man + smart woman = romance

 Smart man + dumb woman = affair
 Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

 Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 ______________________________

 OFFICE ARITHMETIC

 Smart boss + smart employee = profit

 Smart boss + dumb employee = production

 Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

 Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 _____________________________

 SHOPPING MATH

 A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

 A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

 _____________________________

 GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 _____________________________

 HAPPINESS

 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 ______________________________

 LONGEVITY

 Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 ______________________________

 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 _____________________________

 DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

 A woman has the last word in any argument.

 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 _____________________________

 HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

 Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped  after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


 SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.


 
Posted on 05-24-08 3:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 05-24-08 4:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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really this made me laugh. i could imagine faces of the old women at the funeral

 


 
Posted on 06-28-08 9:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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that was sexist but hilarious =)

 
Posted on 06-28-08 11:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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this is a old one but it did refresh me
 


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