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 Mangale 10 years in Sajha: Why not Re-Run during this COVID.
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Posted on 05-05-20 9:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yayy 10 years in Sajha! Visitor even long before

"Ups & Downs in life
Need more than 1 wife!! "

Re-Run 1:

Posted on 11-09-12 5:14 PM

Obama's 2nd term victory speech:

First of all thank you all the moderators of the debate for your help. Tell your kids to pick up the keys for their new Cadillac Escalade from the White House.

I know Sandy was a biaaatch but she didn’t hurt me as much as she hurt Romney & the GOP.

Thank you Chris Christie for letting me use your white a$$ to seal the deal. Here’s the bucket of KFC I promised you, fat a$$!

I am going to celebrate my second term victory by smoking joint at the Church’s Chicken as soon as I'm done here,

You know what is going to be our national bird? A fried chicken.

Redneck folks, blame me as much as you can for your flat tire. I don’t give a sh#t.

Thank you all the non-whites males & females for crying like Jesse Jackson & Oprah respectively during my victory speech.

Let’s drive these white folks up north.

Hey, Donald Trump, I will donate $5 mil to your charity if you kiss my Kenyan Black A$$. Huhahahahaha

Folks, isn’t it time for some casa-negra in D.C.?

Can I finally get some grillz like Lil Wayne?

Hey Mitt, my wife was hotter than yours throughout the campaign.

Hey Condi, aren’t you tired of those old white a$$e$? Wanna come over?

Hey Boss-Thank you & you are fired! I got enough white votes. Jay-Z, come for dinner to white house. Don’t come without your wife though ;)

Fellow Kenyan brothers, all of yours asylum is approved.

Hey Paul Ryan, may be my older daughter can use you as a date for her prom night.

Clint Eastwood, I’m still laughing at your empty chair. Now, you can sit your grumpy a$$ on it. Thank you for making my day. Huhahahaha

No more “Beer Summit” in white house. We are going to do “420 Summit” now on.

At last, not the least, Big Bird I got your back.

God bless America.

Thank you!


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Ha ha Nas bro, I remember your post regarding Michelle being tran , I started believing when our Barack Hussein Obama started wearing “Moms jeans”
Also here’s my take from back in days regarding 3rd gender.

Posted by: mangale March 27, 2012

Third Gender??
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I dont get it. 3rd gender?? First you are either male or female and then you are either gay or straight. Where does this 3rd gender come from? Either you have penis or vagina? Doesn't matter its 6 inch penis or 1 inch, its still a penis. Either you have vagina with enlarged clitoris or no clitoris, its still vagina. So why 3rd gender??What are the criteria for 3rd gender?
If there is really such things like 3rd gender, then it should be Nepali politicians. Tag them as 3rd gender. I am up for it.

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Mangale mitra why you only think penis is between 1 and 6 inches? Talking from experience? 😄
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funtush bro, please see experience below:

mangale EDIT . MESSAGE
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If Eve Ensler can write Vagina monologues, Mangale can write Penis monologues too:

My lil' Johnny is pissed off, because he hasn’t been served well. He is tired of lubes and dry hands. He wants to go deep into the valley of warm honey ponds where he can dive in and dive out. I'm very proud of my Johnny becasue he is the only super athlete in the world which can really dive out?

These days I can’t wear my shirts tucked in. Every time I do that, talking to woman has been difficult. The little Johnny can’t stay calm. He rises to the occasions.

To restrain little Johnny I used strap to hold it back to the wall, the smart ass knows how to sneak out. He acts gentle and slips out and rises to the power again.

Oh boy, how tough of life is for my Johnny; First geographically challenged during the birth, second, never fed well, 3rd arrived to the States hoping for excursions & got himself into the ugly ditch for the first time, always undersized and intimidated by the labia majora and minora. Very rough!!

Johnny is very hopeful that he will find his match, the type he wants, where he can fit well. Until then, thank you Priya Rai for your support and motivation to keep Johnny swell.

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