-चौतारी - ११८

(विश्वको प्रथम र अनुपम ईन्टरनेट आशु-नाट्यमञ्च)

हाँसो ठट्टा र खुसी बाँड्दै, र मुक्तक, कविता, गजल, कथा आदिमा रमाउँदै अनेकन उकाली ओरालीहरु पार गरेर हामी चौतारीको ११८  औं संस्करणमा आइपुगेका छौं। अहिले यस चौतारी सिमाना पूर्व मेचीबाट बढेर जापानसम्म पुगेको छ भने पश्चिम महाकालीबाट बढेर अमेरिकासम्म बढेको छ। अत एव, सधैं घाम लागिरहने पनि यस चौतारीको विशेषता हो। यस्तो चौतारीमा पाल्नुहुने तपाईंहरुलाई कोटी कोटी स्वागत छ।

"जात,धर्म्,लिंग,राजनिति,भाषा,ब्यक्तिगत रिसइबीमा जस्ता कुरालाइ तिलाञ्जली दिएर मात्रै 'हामी नेपाली' हौ भन्ने र एकआपसमा मित्रभावले रामाइलो गर्न आउनेहरुलाइ चौतारीको बर-पिपल ले हार्दिक स्वागत गर्छ"

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सधैंका झैं यस संस्करणमा पनि आगन्तुक पाहुनाहरुलाई Nepe – नेपे दाजी, Birkhe_Maila –जिम्माल बूढा, जिम्माल बा, बिर्खे माइल्दाइ, Dada_Giri – दादा, दादा बुरो, Nepesahila – साहिंला, Poonte – पून्टे दाई, पून्टेदा, Kick – काका, GautamB. –गोताएँ, गोतामे ज्यू, Shree5 – सिरे, Bhaute –भउते, भौतेकाजी, Nepalean - नमे, Amazing – झिल्के, Sandhurst_Lahure – लाहुरे जेठा, Camoflaged – कुम्ले, Miss_me –मास्टर्नी दिदी, मास्टर्नी नानी, मिस्, Pretty – सान्नानी, Uptowngal – ठूल्नानी, ठूली, Tyra – तितौरी, तिरू, Nirman – निरे, Ruina – रूइना, Matrix_rose – पुष्पपुरी, Ocean – मुन्द्रे, Lau_ta_lau – लाले, Bostonian_nepali – बेंसीथाने नेपाली, Sano_kanchha – सान्कान्छा, Ishwor – ईश्वर, Floraj – फुलौरे, ज्योतिष महाराज, World_map – चित्रे, Echoes – धने, Dalli_Resham – डल्ली फुपू, Subha – सुभे, शुभ दिदी, Chipledhunga – चिप्ले, Foe_4_Misty – मिस्टे, Gwanche – ग्वाँचे, Sajha_user – सन्जु, Vata-ta-ta – भट्टे, Gaalab – गाले, Lootekukur- लुते, Sherpini – शेर्पिनी, Ma_chameli – चमेली, Ramkisne – रामकिस्ने, Nepal_ko_chora- नेप्चे, Cerine – सेरू, Yahoooo – यामे, Harke_kailo – काहिंला, Nails- चरिनंग्रे, Bob_dai – बबे दाई, Deep- दीप ज्यो, Gurl_Interrupted - ईन्द्रेणी , Manepaliketa - माने, Kalankisthan - कैले ,Hetterika!! - हरि, Regal - राँगे, रिकुटे, Juggy - जग्गे, मरन्च्याँसे - च्याँसे, ratamakai - राते, Kinjalk - किन्जे, निसान्त - निसब्रो, निसे, ज्योत्स्ना - ज्योति, rahulvai - राहुलदाइ, vivsag - भिबे, sunima_sh - सुनिमा, डाँउडर्नी नानी, Nepalki_chori - नेप्ची, Hi_nanu, dilute - दिले, rajaharischandra - हरिश, chana_tarkari - चने, nvidia - भेडे, nilgiri - निले, chinde - चिन्डे, rpande - पांडे, unfrenrites - फ्यान्टे, npl2us - नेप्ले, thaple - थाप्ले, resaamfiriri - रेस्सम, रामचन्द्रे - रामे, jwai-sap - ज्वाइ, ForEachOther - फरे, IrishSoldier - इरे, khabardar - खैरे, gundrukkojhol - गुन्द्रुके, Manvi - माइली/मुन्नी, Bhunte - भुन्टेदाइ, Durgesori - दुर्गेदिदी, copycat-बिराले, Madness-मदनवा, dhaniyaa-धनिया, downtown guy-दानव, दाने, shabanam - सब्बु, Ritthe - रिठ्ठे, PallaGhareAntare - अन्तरे, parbatya - पर्वते, SurNaTal - सुन्तले, sky - आकासि मैंयाँ, Maverick_-माकुरे Serial-लहरे, Nepkanchhi - कान्छि, च्याङ्बा, kali.keti - काली crazy_love - लप्पू, visitor - बिष्टे, Harka_Bahadur - हर्के दाइ, Cheli - चेली , Norton - Norton-नेत्रे,deepika02-दीपीका, Spring-बसन्ती, Euta Nepali-टंके, Rawbee-रबी आदि चौतारीवासीहरु हार्दिक स्वागत तथा न्यानो अभिवादन टक्र्याउँछौं।

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Chautari (Chow-tar-ee):

(World's first and finest internet IMPROV in Nepali language)

Running since 7 Sept 2005 in a total of 118 editions.

Meet the world's finest school teacher, unbeatable students, mischievous senior citizens, wildest , vacationing revolutionaries, rethinking moderates, instant dreamerspoets, gifted story-tellers, pot smokers, alcoholics, workoholics, home-makers, pretty damsels, fierce contenders, homelanders, laa-hoo-rays, all on the stage of Chautari of Sajhaland.

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त्यही त ठुल्दाइ
कृष्ण जी करे तो लीला, हम करे तो क्यारेक्टर ढिला?

News Break............................

रात्रीकालिन २ र ४! यो गीत का साथै शुभरात्री पनि

Dil Dance Maare  Special dedhikhet to maddy bhaiya. white white face dekhe dilwabeating fast ssurachance mare re 

दीपिका ले शुभरात्री भनी हालो, शुभरात्री न भन्ने हरुको लागि यो फत्तेमान दाई को गीत । गीतकार तिर्थ राजा तुलाधर, संगितकार स्व नातिकाजी। 
 

लास्टाँ नारायण दाई को गीत र संगितमा हरिभक्त कटुवाल को गीत।

Goodnight

यो चाँही अन्तिमा लास्ट गाना।
तिम्रो मेरो सम्बध को अर्थ खोज्न कर लाग्यो

नमस्ते, जदौ, तारेमाम

हैन ठुल्दाइ, के को अन्तिम गीत हो यति सबेरै??

के रछ चौतारी भन्या त रेड्डु  अगाडि राखेर वोरिपरी बसेर गीत सुन्ने ठाम पो रछ

सबै गीत मात्रै सुन्ने माचाही नाच देखौछु है

 

तारेमाम गाम्लेहरु !
के छ ताअाअाअाअा?
बिहिबारे बगलामुखिय जदौ!

ढोका खोल्न नि कोइ आएन, चिया पिलाउन नि?
चेली लाई झुलुक्क अन्तै देखें थें, चिया लिएर आउँदै हो कि?

गुरुर्ब्रह्मा गुरुर्विष्णोः गुरुर्देवो महेश्वरः।
गुरुः साक्षात् परब्रह्म तस्मै श्रीगुरवे नमः।।

यो गुरुबारे विहानीमा सबैलाई नमस्कार, अनि, साझामा हुनुभएका यो चेलीका गुरुहरुलाई सादर प्रणाम !!

 

taaremaam sabai lai....

ani cheli le ta hejo ko baasi chiya po khuwauna poo laagechha.

 

Good Morning!!!

rawbee, ahile bhakhar pakara lyako ho maile,

Car operating system
 
 
 
Bill's company made software to run a car.

Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.

Bill pressed ctrl+b  to apply brakes.

A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"

Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.

In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.  

He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.

Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.

A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.

All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.

Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."

Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."

Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.

सान्नानी, चेली, अनी रबी।
४ र २।
सान्नानी ले भने असली चिया ल्याइ दिनु भयो, धन्यवाद।

Ma ta sannaani le banayeko cheya khachhu biskut pani raichha

1 cheli 1. bihana bihana hasayo. Malai ni yauta joke yaad aayo.

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
For Microsoft Corporation

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a pressconference:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa? par letter angreeze main hai -isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet
aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement
humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondence
ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call
phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained
bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks
aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill.
Tohar Bilva.

Gates for Microsoft Corporation.
Hamri Microsoft kay darwaje khuley hain.

taremam thuldai

 hasayo cheli ra rawee ko jokes le.

cheli dekheu ta basi chiya lyao bahne testai hunchha