Am I the only bahun getting tired of anti-bahun sentiments that seem to run rampant among other groups? I don't know even one developed country that is as heterogeneous as Nepal. Homogeneity is one of the key ingredients for a country to develop. It is becoming more and more obvious to me that Nepal will always be a backward cesspool unless we do something about this diversity issue we are facing. The only successful diverse country is the United States. Along with the fact that the puritans who built this country from scratch were a hard working bunch, America has a strong constitution to enforce laws in the country. How many countries can achieve such a feat? The answer is this:nobody can. Afghanistan had a civil war in the past because of their ethnic problem. The Taliban was essentially a Pashtun force. Iraq is now at the brink of a civil war. As we all know, the problem stems from the fact that Sunnis and Shias are not getting along.
Having thus established that historically speaking, there has been no diverse country that has managed to pull itself up its bootstraps, it seems blatantly obvious to me that the best resolution of this quandary would be to split the country into pieces. How much land an ethnic group receives will be commensurate with the population of the ethnic group.
1) Bahuns/Chettris: We get approximately 40% of the land as we make approximately 40% of the population.
2) Sherpas: They can join their Tibetan brethren.
3) Magars/Gurungs/Rais/Tamangs and other lookalikes: Now this is a very heterogeneous group. It's obvious that they can't live together. So each of them can have a piece of their own land. For example, Magars, who make about 10% of the population(the largest of the group) can have about 10% of the land. As for all you bahunized janjatis who speak nothing but Nepal, I feel so sorry for you. You will have to learn langugages that are totally for to you. Aww, to bad, that's the price you pay for embracing bahun/chettri culture.
4) Newars: You can keep Kathmandu
5) Ranas/Thakuris: Pack your bags and off to England you are exiled. You pricks.
6) Madhesis: Join India.

Now this is a very serious subject. I am not joking. It's obvious that Nepal is gonna implode soon. It is bound to happen. It is an inevitability. A huge ethnic conflict will erupt soon enough.

(Baburam and Prachanda can go live with Magars. You antibahun A$$holes)

Two points, three actually,

Do not lump the Chettris into the Bahun group. Chettris were considered outcast by the Bahuns. (Some Bahuns even said the KC meant Khaseko Chettris). Chettris are quite open minded compared to Bahuns and they (Chettris) are more in tune with other ethnic groups in terms of temperamental, etc., and many are connected by marriages also. We will not come to the Bahuns’ rescue when the mess created by you is all over.

So, where is the question of 40%?

This idea of splitting the country is nothing but again a clever Bahun conspiracy. Now they know that they cannot continue to rule by conspiracy, they are talking about splitting the country on a caste line. Do they have anything in their minds that does not have conspiracy to its central plan. We’ve seen it thousands of times. Are you still proud of what you are with all the education you have??

Who came first is not the question. All should get the equal opportunity. There should be no privileged or conspiracy class.

Damn it, so much talk and hatred about the caste and caste but that is all there is in the minds of the Nepalis, and mostly those who are in the US, and particularly those who have jumped the line to come to the US and raised with the ghush or bhrastachar money but act innocent as if they did not know it. It seems all the problems we are having with the insurgency is connected to the caste bias. Even if the Maoists come to the mainstream without addressing the ethnic bias that is prevalent in the country, the insurgency will see it’s another phase.

Whoever you are, with all the time at your disposal, instead of splitting the country, go split your own hair or hajurbako hair. Lau ta ja, j parla parla bhanidiye.

Mo*** Fo haru,
kamm chiana...ani jat bhat ko kura garchha,...jatha jathi haru....
Aba bahun..chettri bhanchha,...rai limbu bhanchha....madhise bhanchha....sabai ko kura garchha....hami tyammar...cross haru lai chahi k garchha ...
hami le kati pauchha pachhi....split garyo bhane...nepal..I m so worried .....

lado jasto kura garchha....
The reality is...junai jaat pani koi bhanda koi kum chaina...manchhe haru junai caste ma ni ramro naramro hunchha...tyaso ho bhane sabai jaat ma naramro manchhe hunchha...that doesnt mean every caste is disgusting.....
people...there isnt any benefit by cursing eachother....
We are humans..let act as a human...or mero goooo kha...

peace out/
One of the THyammers