Yow! dem,

I is not sure if it appropriate or not to write dem personal things here. I feel it okey to write some personal things without being dem rude to other peopal and without hurt other peopal feelings.

I not knowing if it happen to other peopal here or not. But it happen to I on Friday.

Friday evening I is enjoy very much. It dem perfect beautiful warm evening. It was dem romanticest evening . Just out in da deck talkin and drinking some liquid that make intoxicasion. But drink just lightly so it feel soft and not drunk .

After it get dark.
I is in really good mood.
Put on dem soft romantic music.

I is about to do Sex.
I is in dem perfect pojision in bed.

Suddenly! teeee tooo teee teee, teeee tooo teee teee.
Dem Cell phone next to bed ringing.
It dem other woman?
Only dem few ladies have dem my cell phone numbar.
It Nepalian Lady or dem white lady?
If I picks up then I is have to speak at least 45 minute minimum.
That mean forget about Sex
If not dem is going to question . What was you do? Where was you etc.
Dem Cell phone is not in where I is can reach.
I is really have to get up.
Wish I is turn off that thing before .

why are you even whining like a baby over here just because you turn on your phone ringer while going to have a sex...dumb...at the same time you talk about how you were going to have and at the same time you talk ohhh i am not dirty...

Rasta, you is dem have double standard. you dem have sinful mind but never say dem yes.

After you fill up the form, you gotta do u a signature at the bottom. You were about to put your signature, dem cell fone rang. Next time put the cell fone dem in vibration- or even silence mode. Or next time without filling the top part of the form, start signing on the bottom right away, by the time cell fone rang, you would be done dem sex.

AmriT

hmmm.... was this piece supposed to be a joke? :-S

funny funny one? or not so funny but ha ha joke? or not a joke at all?

no get dem rastaaa maan's writing

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what u dem pupil bhaning, i no bujing. tyesaile i yahan bata going.

but wtf!!!!

dem should have dem cell phone in the vibration mode. and, when dem phone rings, use it as a vibrator. use it to give them women pleasure.

so dem like Ali G, Rasta brother?
He is the funniest man in the world.