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 नवमीको अवसरमा गाडीमा बोका बलि दिइराखेको अवस्थामा न्यु योर्कका नेपाली उबर ड्राइभर रंगे हात पक्राउ

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Posted on 09-29-17 8:27 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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भर्खरै प्राप्त समाचार अनुसार न्यु योर्कको क्वीन्स सहरमा एक नेपालीलाई दशैंको दशा लागेको छ | नीज बद्रि प्रसाद नवमीको पुनित अवसरमा आफ्नो उबर गरि खाने गाडीमा एक हट्टा कट्टा बोकाको बलि दिइराखेको अवस्थामा स्थानिय प्रहरीहरुले आफ्नो हिरासतमा लिएका छन् | नीजको हातमा रगताम्य खुकुरी पनि बरामद भएको प्रहरीले जनाएको छ | स्थानिय नियेम कानुन अनुसार बलि दिनु अपराध मानिन्छ र 2 वर्षसम्म कैद हुन सक्ने प्रक्रिया भएको बताइएको छ |

तपाईंहरुले पनि दशैंमा बलि दिने सोचीराख्नु भएको भए त्येस्तो नगर्न न्यु योर्क प्रहरी को सुझाब छ |

साभार : बैकल्पिक समाचार


 
Posted on 10-03-17 6:29 AM     [Snapshot: 122100]     Reply [Subscribe]
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साथि हरु आफ्नु रिति रिवाज भन्या आफ्नु ठाउँ मा छ. अर्का को देस मा आए पछि त्यहाँ को कानून मान्नु पर्ने हुन्छ. अमेरिका आए पछि ध्यान दिनु पर्ने कुरा हरु मा यो पनि पर्छ.

सावधान हुनु है आफ्नु backyard मा खसी खुइल्यौनु अघि.

Hope this news from New York City brings awareness to rest of us about not to cut khasi out in the open. आफ्नै लिविंग रूम मा गर्य भए हुनी. बुद्धी न पुग्या
 
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लौ हामि पनि व्यंग कस्दै फलानोको फलानो संग तिघ्रा कसिदियो र करणी केस भयो भनि फोटो समेत टासी दिदा, अनि बज्रस्वाठ हरु तैले सुरु गरिस भनि आमाचाक्ली गरि inbox message पठाउने हरुलाई FACT Check गरिदिने फुर्सदी IT guy को खाचो पनि पुरा हुन् लाग्यो जस्तो छ |

 
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'सत्य घटना संग मेल खान गएमा लेखक जिम्मेवार हुने छैन' भनेर लेख्नु बिर्सिएछु | यस  लेख लेख्दा satire भनेर लेखेको थिए | आज बिहान एक जना महानुभाबले इमेल पठाउनु भएको रहेछ | इमेलमा यस्तो लेखिएको छ | 

"Why you post my story in your web sight. You also got my name wrong. I should have thought about it before doing this. The police fined me $500 and released me because I have no prior offense. Last year I did in bath tub but it became very dirty so this year I did in my back yard. The police said that my neighbor called 911. I have already say sorry for my neighbor. Next year I am only going to do chicken in bathtub. Police say bird is fine but not 4 legged animals."
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Glad that many of us can go with the flow when it comes to witty skits. Unfortunately, we're not at the level compared to even casual Reddit Golds. But we're getting there.

An Onion Headline:
A 14 year old boy from Sudan faces the midlife crisis.

 
Posted on 10-03-17 2:48 PM     [Snapshot: 123688]     Reply [Subscribe]
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bath tuba kasari boko katecha, tyasto charpi ma katya boko ta chadauna hunna, yo ta bhagwaan ko apamaan bho. pohor saal tyai charpi ma katya boko chadayera yo manchey lai sarap lagya huna sakcha, kina bhagaawaan ko apamaan garya ho yo durachari le. ramrai bho yaslai saraap lagera samatye cha prahari le. arko palo matar gadi agadi nai jhyamma hanera teen taal ghum
 
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Chaure! feel pity upon ur poor soul..... may be because of lack of compassion, love of man kind you seems to be slave of senses/desires(likely to say dying for the mere taste of the bud). need to cultivate love towards every creature who love their lives as you do.
 
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hoina yo bajye le k lekhya ho? ali bujhney bahasa ma lekhum mitra. creature ko masu khana maan lagcha bhane creature lai ta marnai parcha hola, ki mitra le jiudai khasi ko kaan toknu huncha?
 
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चाउरे ब्रो: देश गुनाको भेस गर्नै पर्यो हैन र ?

कि तपाइको सोचाइ मा बिहे गरेर ल्याइएकि दुलही संग गरिने रात्रि क्रिया हरु जहा र जतिखेर मन लाग्यो सुरुवाल र पेटिकोटको इजार खोलि हाल्नु हुन्छ कि ? There are much more things to do in Dasai other than killing Goats.
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