What happens when a typical Nepalese guy returns from USA ?

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> >> a.. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.
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> >> a.. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health;
> >>(proving to be very health conscious).
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> >> a.. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
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> >> a.. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
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> >> a.. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
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> >> a.. Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".
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> >> a.. Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
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> >> a.. Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
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> >> a.. Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
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> >> a.. Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
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> >> a.. Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".
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> >> a.. Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead
> >>of Seven Zero Four)
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> >> a.. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
> >>time he steps out.
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> >> a.. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
> >>Millions.(Not in Lakhs)
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> >> a.. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but
> >>deep down the heart multiplies by 70 times).
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> >> a.. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
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> >> a.. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
> >>times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never
> >>says Zed).
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> >> a.. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
> >>says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
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> >> a.. Makes fun of Road Conditions.
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> >> a.. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
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> >> a.. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
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> >> a.. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
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> >> a.. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing
> >>it for the first time.
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> >> a.. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".
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> >> a.. Looks suspiciously towards roadside restaurants and sekuwa
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> >>Few more important stuffs
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> >> a.. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
> >>which he traveled back, even after 4 months of arrival.
> >> b.. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits, tries to roll the bag
> >>on the Roads.
> >>And The Ultimate One
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> >> a.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in
> >>US..."

Bikasji, LOL..that was funny..sachai ho bhanya..:)

Only thing that bothers me is dhulo.. otherwise I'm fine with everything else..

Mr. bikash kc Ji,

Who are you talking about? Everyone in Sajha is like that when they come to Nepal.

Oh.. I miss home.. first thing I eat in Kathmandu is roadside momo, choila, aalu ko tarkari and chiura.. :)

malai chai tyo poleko makai sarai maan parchha hai sathi ho

that was hilarious! i hope i never turn into such a prick!

While some of the points that you made are valid, some are total crap.
I'm pretty sure that you are well familiar with all the talks regarding "American English" and "British English". When we first came to the U.S. "biscuits" was the word that we used for "Cookies" as we were educated in British Form of enlish. The dates were written in different formats and adapting to the American system has taken it's toll.
Then there are some points that you made which have been HUGELY generalized. Who the hell is going to buy that crap about "Diet Coke" instead of regular coke? Je payo tehi bhayena tyo? Even after two months, complains about "jet lag" re? Euta muji ullu le garyo hola tyo, sabaile gardainan ki. Ani what's up with the pronunciiation ni? 0 is pronounced as "o" not "oh". Kaille "zero" lai "oh" bhancha? "zero" lai "o" bhannu ta galti haina jasto lagcha malai.

Hahhaha.... good compilation Bikash.
K hudaichha yaar timro? Dherai bhayo timilai nabheteko, at least 7 years!!!
Aafulai ta gundpaak khub mann parthyo yaar nepalma. Tyo thyo ni RNAC building najikaiko gundpaak pasal, aafu ta sadhai gundpaakko bhoot hahahaha.

MR Z. K CHHA HO?YA I GUESS 7 YRS
RIGHT AFTER 12 I GUESS
MERO THIKAI CHHA YAAR.........CLIMBING THE AVALANCHES CALLED LIFE
GULPAAK KO TA KURAI NA GARA
ANI PUSTAKARI NA BHULA NA HO SATHI

That kinda thing might slip once in a while unknowningly especially if u return after 5 to 9 yrs straight from US. I hope i would never slip it like that when i return to KTM, coz i know people tends to pick on that stuffs everywhere in world.

o....balabhadra ji....जस्को पनि खुट्टा तान्नै पर्छ ?बिकासजी ले भन्या कुरा ठिकै हो/ You should appriciate his complilation....je kura pani negetively li dine. ali ali mistake ta bhai halchha ni jasko pani.

may be aliitle bikash bro.. not that much for the same person.. compilation assuming everybody is ok... one per son doesnt do all those things.. i didnt ..may be i did couple of those but not all..

how about u..was that your personal experience... teti saro amercanized bhako ..ammammama

LAUNA LUNATIC LE TA MERO KHEDO PO GARYO BA
ABA MA AFNAI POLE KHOLCHHU TA YO SAJHA MA

KURA PANI TANG NA PUCHHAR JASTO

nice one bikash,
but i promise i won't do like that.............

Diman_kharab? - 20 yr old virgin? hehe.

.FYI

bikash ji FS4U khub browse garinchha jasto cha ni? tyaha Dhoti le India bhanera lekheko joke Nepal ma convert garera post garne Sajha maa???

Chorekai bhaye ni yeso original creator lai credit ta dinu parchha yaar.

Tyai bhayera ta maile you can't generalize what's being said bhanya ni. Euta 2 ta nepali le garla testo. Mula dhoti le lekhya raicha, hami nepali le ni testai garchaun bhanne?
Did you get your answers 20yroldvirgin aka dimag kharab?

Good job nepasider. Ho yellai chahin pole kholeko bhanincha.

oie baleeeee(ops balbhadra)
mero side ko story sundainasuni tettikai hawa ma ufrine?
kasto bali ma namileko dum jasto raichha yo ta
arko bhasa ma bhanda aftero ma faleko farsi jasto

haina tyo nepasider le bhanyo bhandai ma maile aba tehi bata liya hunchha?u moron balee
i m not saying its my 100% creative stuff
n source isnt single either
so u keep quiet mr.bire n better dont fiddle in every thread with ur ill intentions