Ye katha Patna ke gao se hai. Us gao ke sarpanch babulaal apni imandaari ke liye sarbatra mahasoor bhayi rahel. Babulaal ki ek patni, do bête aur ek beti howi rahel. Beti Bubli ekdum khoobsoorat rahel, moti ki tarah, gulaab ki ful ki tarah. Babulaal apni beti ko kahel “Ey beti! Jawan ladki khuli tijori ki tarah bhayel, tu idhar udhar mat ghuma kar.” Par babulaal ko thode na pata, bubli to gau ke chokre bunty ke sath nain ma takka kheli rahel.

Ek din bubli college jawathe. Bunty bubli ka dekhan man me kuch kuch hawath. Bunty ne rumaal giraya, tirchi najar ladai , aur kaha, “Oye Bubli, ye tohar rumaal hai ka?”. Bunty muskai or kuch kuch ho hi gaya!

Woh dono kheto me ghume, gaana waana gaya. Pyaar ho hi gaya bunty aur babli ka. Par samaaj unke khilaaf bhayel. Bunty garib family se bhayel, you see. Par babli bunty ko pyaar karath, garibi amiri ko wasta nahi karath.

“Main tumhare bina mar jaungi, bunty”, bubbly kahel.

“Par ye samaaj hamare khilaaf bhayel, Bubbly. Tu amir bhayel, main garib bhayel.” Bunty ne bidi salkaya.

“Mujhe tere pyaar ke siba aur kuch nahi chahiye Bunty, aa gale lagja”, bubli kahel.

Sarpanch babulaal ke kaamdar yi sab dekh rahal khet ke kone se. Who kaamdar haweli ko daude aur sab khabar de hi diya. Sarpanch babulaal bahut ghussa ho gaye.

“Ey Bittu, mera rifle nikal re”, Sarpanch kahel

Bittu bada ghabraya, par sarpanch jo bole wo na kiya to bittu ki khair nahi howe raheth.

Bittu ne banduk thamadi, aur sarpanch nikle Bunty ko dhoodne gaao (village) me.

To be Continued howel …..

I haven't finished it yet, but came here to commend you on chosing the awadhi language.

और इसके बात क्या होइल , जल्दी जल्दी लेखेल, हमरा पढ्ने को मन भएल

This is too funny. Your mix of awadhi, hindi, english and whatever else cracked me up good.
If the story continues to be funny or strong, will vote for this comes April 1st.

   Bahut achha kahani rahel

 Humko tumhaare kahani bahut pasand aai gawa! Bada accha hai. Lage raho, confused soul bhai. dusra bhaag kab aayel aab? 

Hamaar maa aur babuji humse kahel, "tu writer nahi ban sakta babuwa" . Hum kaahe naahi, hum writer banunga. Yi hamaar pehla prayash bhayel , first attempt. Aap log ko pasad ayel, hum khush bhayel. 

Hum yi love story bihani me (morrning) update karunga. Padne ke liye shukriya. Chahne ke liye shukriya. 

- Cs (Jwala) 

 हम तो हस् हस् के लोट पोट होईल :) 

nitisa, tum has ke lot pot bhayel, hum khush bhayel!

CS (Jwala) prastut karathe: Bunty aur Bubli (Pyaar Deewana Hoyel), Part 2:

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 हरेsssss ! अवधि , नेपाली, हिन्दी र अलि अलि मैथली(कता कता) भाषाको बलात्कार .... भयो पर्भो भयो.....

बब्ली मा बन्ने भएल, अरु सर्पंच नाना होने भएल, कहानी मे हुत टुइस्ट आरहेल,

अब क्या होयेल

thahachaena, humar bhasa ka sammelan ko tum kaisan naam debathe?

serial babuwa, ab kya hoyel bahut jaldi pata chalel. hum likh raha hu.

Tu Mercedes ki gaadi bubbly
Main bihaar ka thel gaada
Tu chamakti banarasi shaari
Main roopa chaddi kaa naada

Tu gulab ki fuul bubbly
Main badsurat ful gobi ka
Tu dudh main nahane wali amir
Main beta dhobi ka

Tere aakhe tare jaisi
Mera surat kader khan ka
Tujhe babulaal ne kardiya band
Pareshaan hai tera Bunty wa

Yaad me tere din raat rota hu
Bhid main bhi akela akela hota hu
Chhota bunty tere pet main hai
Par tera bunty idhar khet main hai

Hamaar Milan hoga bubbly tu chinta mat karna
Prem ke in shatru log le mat darna
Sab le ladkar, sab se bhidkar, tujhe lene aaunga
Jo kuch bhi ho bubbly, tujhe dulhaniya banaunga


Kamla chali haweli ke aur chitti aur chuhe maarne ki dawa lekar. Aage kya howel? Dekhne ke liye tune in karel kal.

To be Continued bhayel (CS "Jwala") ......

कहानी में और एक टूइस्ट आयेल, क्या कमला चुहे मार्ने कि दवाई लेकर आने को सफल भएल, क्या  बब्ली चुहे मार्ने कि दवाई खायेल के मर्ने भएल, या बन्टी बब्ली को भागाके लाने सफल भएल

ये सब देख्ने के लिए वैट करेल और दो वीक्स

 Thanks for the Kick start Provided to morning...hahahahhahaha....CS"Jwala" हम वेट करेल, लेखत रहो >>>

serial wa fuccheketo, padhne ke liye shukriya. aap hamaar katha padhel, hum aabhaari hu. aaj afternoon me aur likhunga. bahut bahut shukriya babuwa log.

Confused Soul (Jwala) prastut karatho "Bunty Aur Bubli (Pyaar Diwana Hoyel)" bhaag 4.

Kamla baai chuhe maarne ki dabaa aur Bunty ke chitti lekar haweli pahuchgai turuntai. Gate pe Bittu khada tha, wo bola “Arey o Kamla, ki lekar ja rahel?” kamla boli, “kauno cheez nahi, Bittu, yi dabaai hai, Bublee mem shaab ki pair me moch ayel, hum yi chameli ki tel se maalish karatho”. Bittu bole, (flirting tone me), “ Arey wah, yi kya nainsafi hai, humri pair me bhi moch awathe, hum ko maalish kabhi nahi milel”.
“Hato Bittu ji, aap bhi bade woh ho!”, Kamla muskaai, use bhi Bittu ka chedna ali ali man parel feri.

To Bublee ne Bittu ki chitti aur chuhe maarne ni daba paa liya Kamla se. Bahut dilemma hoi gawa ab, Bittu ke waaste wait karel ki suicide karel. Woh sochi, marna hi hai ta thodi bahut waiting swaiting ho jaye. Bittu ko 3 din ki mahurat deti hu, agar wo na aye to main jaan deit hu.

Bublee deep thought process me hoke gali me dekh rahel. Udhar padosi Halwaram ka beta chintu gotiya khel raha tha. Bublee ke dimaag me ek idea ayel. “Arey o Chintu, idhar aa be”, wo boli. “nahi didi, hum gotiya khelathe, disturb kaahe karatho?”, chintu bola. “Arey stupid child, hum tenu mithaai dungi”, Bublee kahel. Mithai ke naam sunte hi Chintu fatafat aigayo feri.
Bublee ne kalam aur kaapi pakri aur bunty ko lekhi ek chitti. Chitti me apni dil ki baat aisan lekhi:

Mere jigar ke tukde Bunty,
Tumaar chitti Kamla baai ne chupke se humko dedi. Bhagwaan Ram ko hum pooja karatho ki tumra swasth abbal bhayel. Tum bin jina mere liye haabi bhayel Bunty. Tum nahi howathe, hum paani bina ke machli jaise bhayel. Tumaar baaho me hum apni jindagi gujaarna chahel Bunty, aa gale lagja.
Tum hamaar liye kabita lekhatho, hum khusi le fut fut gayel. Hum bhi tumaar liye kabita me reply dine koshish karungi, praannath, first attempt howel, critical nabhael hai please?

Bunty mere bhola bhala, pyaar karatho hum tumse
Tumre bin har bakhat rehte hum gum sumse
Dil ki dhakan tej howi har bakhat tumri yaad me
Shaadi humko tumse karni hai Chunnilaal jaye bhaad me


Tere bin gujaara nahi howel, har bakhat aasu dharara
Humko tumse shaadi karke cycle me ghumne jana hai farara
Hum tum two peas in a pod bhayel judaai hai namunkin
Humse biha rachailo Bunty, nachungi main tak-dhi-na-dhin

3 din ki mahurat dungi, 3 din baad meri shaadi hai
Shaadi kya chunnilaal se biha kewal humri barbaadi hai
Hume lene ao ghode me, hum khusi khusi chalungi
Agar tum na aye Bunty, to me jeher khake marungi

Malum hai hume humri deadline thodi intense bhayel
Par Chunnilal se shaadi garna bhanda baru hum nark gayel
3 din tumri yaad me kaisan rahungi malum nahi
Aao bunty, bublee ke liye hamaar rishta ko kardo sahi

Chintu ko chitti dedi, aur chintu kud kud ke gaya Bunty ke ghar me.

Aage kya howel? Janne ke liye tune in karel , tomorrow.

To be Continued bhayel....

 Is this a racial joke or a comedy story? 

i hope confused soul is not trying to stereotype madhesi people here

pinky ji, sujhaab aur prashna ke liye abhaari hu. Humri yi katha patna ke gao se hai, ye hum pehli bakya mai bhanel. Bihar ka main bhasa hindi bhayel, par magahi, bhojpuri aur maithili bhi bahut lokpriya bhasa bhayel. Angrezi ki influence pani uttikai bhayel feri. To aap jo ye madhesi log ke khilaf racism bolatho, to hum madhesh ki story hi nahi likhathe, kaisan Madhesi logan ke khilaf hoigawa? Hum Patna me pada hu, par Nepalipan man mai hai. Hum sab jaat jaati, bhasa bhasi ke Nepali se prem karel. Yi katha ko ek hasi majak wali katha ke roop me lijiye, auro kuch baat nahi. Fir bhi chhyama maagta hu.

Toh hum ko bahut vote ayeel. Vote aayel toh hamaar dil garden garden bhayel. Tomorrow ko hum goli mareell aur kahani hum abhii likheel. Confused Soul (Jwala) prastut karatho "Bunty Aur Bubli (Pyaar Diwana Hoyel)" bhaag 5.

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Chintu daguur daguur le bunty ke ghar mein gayeel uchhal uchhhal ke. Bunty chithii paake bahut khuus bhayeel. Khusi ke do asuuu taap taap jhareel aaur chithi padheel. Kabita padhke toh uska diil bahut khush bhayel, aur ghodaa nahii toh baapu ke gadhe pe chadh ke bubbly ko bhagaa le jaane ka sapana buneel. Jhatarpaataar woh chintu ko bolel
“Chintuwa, mere chithi bubly ko dedawa ka?”
Chintuwa bola, “Hamaar chithii pahuchwane ka rate fix kareel, ek chithiii ka rate do thok mithai howeel.”
Akhiir baanwaari dukaanwala ka beta jo thehera, dukaandaari bachpaan se chalu howeell.
Bunty jhatarpatar usko mithai deweel aur chithiii lekhne baithell aaur chithii lekheel:

“Mere dilo jaaan bubly,
Hum tohaar chithii padheel. Tohaar kabita padhke hum bhaavbibhaal bhayeel aaur aansu dhararaa jhareelll. Hum tohaar ke kabit padhkee critical nahi bhayeel, paar hamara dill bahuuut critical bhayeel. Hum tumko aur ek thok kabita lekheel

Hamaraa toh saas pholeel tohaar ki yaad satayee
Bahoot jaldi hogeel mahurat tumhare tin din ke
Tohree khatirr chunnilal ko hum bhaad mein pathaye
Tujhe jaisan bhi bhagayenge, chahe ghar girwi rakh ke

Aasu tohh hamara bhi jhareel, paar hum tissue use kareel
Cycle lekaar aana chaheel paar saala hawaa uska howeel light
Tuuh gulabooo hum toooh tohree kadaa bhayeeel
Yinnn kutoo ke samnee mataa nacheel, unse kareel hum fight

3 din nahi kurenge hum, humm aayengee aajj hi ki raat ko
Humree baaap ki gadhii ko daudayenge humm ghode ki chaal
Wait kareel tohaar chaat mein, ek bhayeel aaj hum do
Gaadhii mein baith ke hum jayeengee capital of nepaal.

Tu chintaa maat kareelll matt khanaa wooh jaheerrr
Aaj huum barsayengee us sarpanch ke ghar mein keheerr
Jaayengee hum tumm saarii duniyaa se bahuut tadhaaa
Suru karengee hamaar jiwaan, swachha auur sidha sadaa.
Haamaar wait karell raat ke dhai baje bubblyy chhat mein, huum doori soori anchorwa leeke aweel.
Wohii tohra pyaraa,
Banti.”

Chitthhi lekee chintuwaa daguur daguur ke bublly ke ghaar gayeeel. Paar chintu bahoot chalakh bhayeel. Iss chithiwa ka bhi business karne ke socheel aaru sidhaa sarpanch ke paas gayeeel aaur boleell.
“Sarpanch, hamaar paas bahuuut badaa khabar bhayeel, chaar mithaai diyeel tohh hum tumko wooh khabaar diyeel.”

To be Continued bhayel....