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 Prachanda's Email Account

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Posted on 08-02-05 11:35 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Check this out guys.

 
Posted on 08-02-05 11:45 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice work mampaka.....


 
Posted on 08-02-05 11:46 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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BTW why has not parash wrote a mail yet, his supply for dope and black substance comes from maoist area any way...
 
Posted on 08-02-05 11:52 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Very funny mampaka....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I can open, atleast, one email, especially the one of Lalu- "Jab Tak Samosay May hai Aalu, Tab Tag Rahengay Bihaar may Laalu..."

Keep it on mampaka bro/sis...


HD
 
Posted on 08-02-05 5:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good one. Has not Bam Dev send him e-mail yet. Keep Hacking..................
 
Posted on 08-02-05 6:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Come on guys, do let's do the math before arriving at any conclusions, shall we?

The first clue, on the top left corner on mailbox size and usage says " 900% of 2 MB"
Now, I know Microsoft has managed some major idiocy over the years, but, even by their standards, 900% of x MB ?

Hotmail is very quick to spam your overflowing mailbox of reaching mailbox limitations. Yet, in this case, the software reports only NINE times its 2 MB limit?

Second email, purportedly from the RNA with the scary subject line "lay down ur arms", is 998 MB large? How does a 998 MB file fit in a e-mail box of 2 MB ? Even Houdini with would be stumped with that one, goli maaro an algorith to achieve a compression ratio of 499 ?

Here's my dollar to buy stocks in that outfit. I'm sure they accept Monopoly money too, so make that 1 pound Sterling! Heck, take it all, and puhlease don't go to Jail!

Second last email, again from the RNA is, this time, gulp, 999 MB! Compression ratio achieved 499.5 dyan ta tyaaaaaan. Poonte, can we borrow your dhobini's chyatta petticoat to achieve the magical 500:1 number? I promise you, I will buy another dollar's worth of stock in Hindustan Lever, promise. [psssst...lend me a dollar?]

And Dr. Tulsi G, with the subject line of WHO R U? He may be any number of things, based on your imagination and level of fury, but suffice it to say, he's too old and too old school to write in the new fangled texting style.

[What, no email from Elvis Presley? He left the building you say? Drat, missed again.]

Now comes the final kicker: a 2 MB email box holds a staggering 1997 MB plus of email ! Huh, wait a second, so shouldn't that be, um, a usage of 99,850% of 2 MB ?

But what do I know, experience administering an enterprise email server hardly qualifies me to make these judgements.

Nice try, but no cigar.
 
Posted on 08-02-05 6:32 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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U R RITE CZAR :D dumbo hahhaha find out who is??
 
Posted on 08-02-05 7:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Now I am Laughing my tae-kwan-do out................... ^^^^^^^^

So hillarious........ mampaka, your pecadillo sometimes does not have any effect, particulary to someone, and to our Lalooooooooo......

LMAO....
No wonder, my roommate has zero sense of humor..............

mampaka jiyo meray laal.....


 
Posted on 08-02-05 8:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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f**k all that how do u get karishma manandhar in hi5
 
Posted on 08-02-05 8:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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that was funny...and czar, nice attempt to try to kill the joke...but you made it funnier.

thats the whole point, not to make sense, and be funny.

don't try to solve joke and pull out literal meaning of everything you see...losen up, relax a little and laugh your ass up..

mampakha, you hell get a cigar...cuban one:D
 
Posted on 08-02-05 11:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Tell prachanda that his passion for personalitycult will finally doom his party and his movement.

He must stop dreaming to become life long Chairman or President,

Stalinism is the greatest enemy of the working people

If you dont believe, read Book from Edward RAdzinsky on Stalin
 
Posted on 08-03-05 12:24 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Munna bhai's email account under

http://www.sajha.com/sajha/html/OpenThread.cfm?forum=3&ThreadID=17233

enjoy it too.
 
Posted on 08-03-05 12:30 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yo czar lai paata le kaasera sisnu pani le jhyaam jyaam dinu parne...........mula! daar cherwale anuhar dekhaudaina...........natra kuna ma lagera thik garthiye....................
yestai bidwan haru ho jo...................joke bhaneko naabujne........we all know it is fake! dherai baatho bhayo bhane chiplincha ke............

oh czar bro..........come back from seven sky

pheri czar empire decline jastai hola ne.............halwa diye pugcha........bastabikta bhaneko thaha nai chaina jasto cha ne bro.................jeevan maa hunter bheteko chaina ke ho bro

never be proud of looks, money and fame coz all these are temporary..................dude,
1. one day u will get old and loose that charm and looks
2. one day u can be rich and one day u will be poor
3. fame will be overcomed one day.................by other

tesai le ghamda nagru ke mitra ..................ke ko ghamanda bidya ko ho.................bidya pani timi mare pachi ke kaam..........ghaam maa sukaideau

hulaki bro life ma first time telescope pachi ramro kaam yehi hola

czar bro kehi problem cha bhane contact gare huncha email maa.............dherai bho mero haat khutta cheelai rako cha
 
Posted on 08-03-05 1:05 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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HI Money
How doing?
 
Posted on 08-03-05 6:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yesterday I dreamt of axing both Prachanda's and gyanendra's head In one blow...and suddenly flowers bloomed everyherein nepal....PEACE OUT!!!
 
Posted on 08-03-05 7:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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same thing before in
http://www.sajha.com/sajha/html/OpenThread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=22367
check out
 
Posted on 08-04-05 1:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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हेहेहे
माम्पाखाको ई-मेल र सिजार को विष्लेशण सर्हानिय छ ।
हुस्सु कुल डाउन बेव !!
अहिले तिम्रो अलि बेला भा छैन :D
 
Posted on 08-04-05 3:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Czar bro:

You are funny. Relax dude, its just a joke. Are you a law student?
 
Posted on 08-04-05 5:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Its Hilarious! Sombody forward dat email to me a couple of days before too...Haha!


 
Posted on 10-27-08 12:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Interesting thread
 



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