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 Jokes:sardarji---Part 2
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Posted on 07-18-07 7:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hello guys, I found some more interesting ones, and thought to share with you all. I'm pretty sure you will enjoy this even if you have heard these already, have fun!

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai


lol, it always worths to laugh.
 
Posted on 07-18-07 11:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good collection dude.....
 
Posted on 07-19-07 6:30 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nice collection....keep it up :)
 
Posted on 07-19-07 1:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You made my day. haha. Funny very funny. When are you releasing Part 3? can't wait
 
Posted on 07-19-07 4:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I just did a search and replace for the word 'sardar' with 'Nepali' from the jokes above. Is it still funny? Can we tell jokes without offending a whole community of people?

Day a monkey kicked a Nepali on his back and run away.Nepali run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Nepali kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Nepali went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Nepali:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Nepali: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Nepali: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga NEPALI tha!

NEPALI:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

This Nepaliji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
Nepaliji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Nepaliji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

There's a funeral procession of a Nepali going on a busy street. All the
Nepalis in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek Nepali brain tumour se mara hai!!!;

One day Nepali happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the Nepali.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Nepali

Nepaliji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Nepali and
hangs up.

Why did 18 Nepalis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Nepaliji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

A NEPALI IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

Nepali ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

A Nepaliji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Nepali ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Nepali " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

Ek Nepali Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Nepali bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Ek american ek Nepali se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper Nepali bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
 
Posted on 07-19-07 4:28 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey RON

Great imagination but why in the hell Nepali are talking in Hindi in your Jokes..??
 
Posted on 07-19-07 5:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahaaha.....img src=/sajha/chat/smileys/m-biggrin.gif> ....good point sona!
 
Posted on 07-19-07 5:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 07-19-07 5:58 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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guys, stop posting these racist jokes and grow up!
 
Posted on 07-19-07 6:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Guys, jokes are jokes, its not to offend anyone. These are just to laugh. common everyone is aware sardarji, blonde, lawer, computer. Just enjoy the humor forget about the race and charector.
here is the reason behind sardarji jokes.
once a sardarji requested his assistant to tell a joke for his grand kid. Poor assistant knew the jokes but only sardar one. so he was afraid to say anything like that. And he started like this " Ek Bihari tha..." as soon as sardar boss heard that BIHARI word from his assistant, he slapped him and said " oye, saare sardar kya mar gaye to joke bihari si suru kar rya hai"

Again guys, this is jst a joke, why the hell we are arguing over jokes, its not to offend anyone.
 
Posted on 07-20-07 3:45 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice one ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
Posted on 07-20-07 5:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nice one, keep posting !
 
Posted on 07-20-07 11:42 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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well you know what............nepali don't get mad at 12 O'clock
so these jokes don't suit them
 
Posted on 07-20-07 4:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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you are right gautam77. lol
 


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