feeling a bit jollly here...must be stressed up with readin notes hehe..so here i am sharing some jokes..which i heard when i was young :o)....cant remember every word for word...but hehe im giving it a try...btw its a bit RA so pls read it with a open mind ;o)...hehe
ok...this story is set during the 80s..(i think)
there was a big world crisis going on then...so the great leaders came together (errr since Reagan just passed away....Im using Clinton as a replacement hai...alik dead lai respect garnu paryo :o)...)...the great leaders were..Margaret Thatcher representing UK..and europe...M Clinton for America...Mr Nelson Mandela for Africa...and for Asia Mr Lee Kuan Yew (hope some ppl knows him..great leader of Singapore :o)..)...
so there they were discussing about the crisis for hrs......coming up with strategies and ways to solve the crisis..and each had their own ideas..about how to solve the problem...and as u know leaders are very jidde ..no one was willing to give way...and all of them realised no one was give way and they will never come up with a conclusion...
then Margaret Thatcher stood up and said" this isnt going to work, let do it this way...."
the rest of the 3 great leaders stayed chuup and listened...
Margaret: I will go that room...*she points to the room behind the door...* and u all guys came come one by one..and whoever can make me scream the loudest we follow his idea/strategy huncha?..if i dun scream...u all have to follow my solution la? *she said with a grin*
(why do u think they called her the Iron lady ;oP)
the other 3 leaders eyes shone with glee and all in unision...nodded and said, " Yes...huncha."
so Margaret turned and walked into the room and asked them to come in one by one...
Clinton said he will go in first..and walked into the room with full of confidence...and well the other 2 sat outside and listened...at first there was no sound...then the moaning started...and then it became louder and louder until it was quite audible.....then it stopped...
few mins later..Clinton walked out of the door..towards the guys..with a broad smile on his face ..looking happy with himself..for what he accomplised...
Mandela then stood up...smiled at Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew..and walked towards the room where margaret was...he went in and closed the door behind...within a few mins..Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew could hear Margaret very loud moans...definetly more louder than the previous session with Clinton...hearing this Clinton hung his head down..and shook it...knowing he had lost....and then the moans stopped....and very soon there was Mandela....walking out of the door...lookin dyam pleased...
Clinton nod his head as Mandela looked at him...as a sign of having lost to a better man...so now it was Lee Kuan Yew turn...he didnt seem to show any emotion...no smile nothing...the other 2 leaders...was smirking...lookin at Lee Kuan yew standing up and hastily heading for the door...
once Lee Kuan Yew had entered the room..Clinton and Mandela and looked at each other and smiled...shaking their heads...there was a long pause...no sound was coming from inside the room where now Margaret and Lee Kuan Yew was...Mandela started smiling more broadly...while Clinton started smile grew wider too...but not as wide as Mandela...
Suddenly they heard the loudest scream they ever heard...it was so loud and came at such a suprise they nearly fell off their seat...and it was Margaret screaming and it started to grow louder...nearly to the extent that they couldnt bear it...both of them looked at each other..wide eyed...shocked!! mouth open wide....the yelling wasnt stopping...it seemed like ages before the screaming stopped...once it did....well it did seem like an eternity for the Clinton and Mandela to see Lee Kuan Yew come out of the door.....
Lee Kuan Yew came out of the door...with a very big grin in his face...
Clinton and Mandela...stood up to greet him...their face not hiding how shocked they were...they started to congratulate..Lee Kuan Yew....and in unision....asked him
Clinton & Mandela: How did u do that?thats the loudest scream i ever heard....never in my life have i ever heard such loud screaming...whats ur secret..??
Lee Kuan Yew still carrying a big wide grin...took all his sweet time before he replied...
Lee Kuan Yew:
We asians are smart.....we use our head ;o)... hehehehe
hope that sounded like a joke hehe..if it didnt...well give me credit for trying to tell a joke for once hehe..:oP....hope no one was offended..it just a joke..dirty or not..;o)...hehe
enjoy....out to watch some movies and some bhangra hehehe...
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