When the Software industry had badly gone down, three
giants Sun,SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and
named them Java-condo, CondomiX , and MS-Condome
respectively.

A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the
condom doesn't fit correctly.

Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard".

They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective
of underlying structure.

Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that
by the time he finshes reading the instructions,
given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and
he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX.

Finally he swiched to MS-Condome.

To his surprise it was so good...and comfortable!. He
used it happily.

Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant.
He got angry and complained to Micrsoft.

He got his reply from Microsoft:

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A PATCH IS COMING SOON...!

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AX vai,
Funny .....Very funny !!

AX le Atti hasayo.. LOL... hehehe!! AX migrating Sports industry to CondomiX software engineering;)

:)

glad you guys liked it. Do you have to be in IT field to understand above joke?

here's another, enjoy it ;)

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The old man and the Doctor

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead.

What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

LOL

AX,
maybe the It was the same old man who used microsoft comdoms lol

another joke :)

There was a man who went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled.

First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."
But the man said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles."

The dentist said, "OK, I'll get out the gas to put you to sleep."
However the man said, "Nope, I'm allergic to the gas."

So the dentist said, "Just a minute, I'll go look for something else."
After a while he came back with a couple of pills.
The man asked, "What kind of pills are those?"
The dentist said, "Viagra."
The guy said, "WHAT! Why these?"
The dentist said, "They won't help the pain, but they'll give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth.

nice!!

Wah!! Ax bro...hole in one khalko jokes.:P..
Very very nice..:D


keep them coming..:D

cheers..:D