Nepali ketiharu are more likely to be unfaithful and selfish in a relationship than ketiharu of any other nationality! They also make the suckiest girlfriend!

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* they are like 99 jetta, high maintenance but looks and drives( not literally) like crap.
*she keeps nagging u abt how bad boyfriend you are even though she was the one who chose you on the first place.
*they keep demanding shit all the time but you will never get anything back, never ever.
*sun could rise in the east but they will never pay while eating out. Heck they won't even pretend saying " ma tirchu, ma tirchu"
*If a white/Hispanic girl is not happy with you, she would tell you that in your face but if a Nepali keti not happy with u, she will start cheating on u right away and in the mean time enjoy financial benefit from you. And they don't have any class, they will just go with anyone.
*they have outsmarted parasites.
*while drunk you can make them do just abt anything. They don't know their limits.
*they will turn ur best friends into your worst enemies while calling u "babe" the whole time and you wouldn't even know.
*they don't know how to click a mouse properly.
*they will "aalu khayera peda Ko dhak lagauchhan" all the time
*they are lazy.
*u cannot add any female in your Facebook in their presence. Be it your friend, best friend or ur sister. U have to explain it to them.
* they don't know shit abt personal space and privacy.

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I may have to marry one of then eventually but I am never dating one, ever.

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ha ha motulai kasaile lastai tension diyo jasto cha...

hya mula ek dui jana testo bhayo bhandai ma sabai jana testai huncha ta?

mero ta restaurant gayo bill gf le tiridine......... phone ma tanna raat bhar raat bhar guff garyo bill gf le tiridine ........... malai kehi problem paryo sab bhanda badi tension gf lai hune.......... mero ghar ma kohi birami parer hospital lagyo kurna ko lagi gf basne .......... mero ghar ma ayo bhane mommy lai bhada majha dekhi luga duhna samma help garne.............

ani last ma usailai maile bhane mero ghar le manena, ma timilai marriage garna sakdina..... motu maile guff lagako hoina.. telling you the facts of my life hai............ aba bhana who is unfaithful and selfish?

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सत्र ठाउँ डुल्दा पनि हरियो घाँस चाख्न न'पार लखतरान भ'को गोरुको जस्तो रिस किन नेपाली केटिहरुमाथि खन्याउछौ भाइ? आज कुन चाही नेपाली केटीले लुप्पा ख्वाई तिम्लाई? नारान शिव, च्व च्व च्व . . .

यहाँ नेपाली केटीहरुको बखान गर्नु सट्टा सधै जानी गर्या डानस बारको बाटो तताउ कान्छा, तिम्रा लागि त्यतैका नांगा नकचरिहरु सुहाउछन!

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बाघे दाईको छालाको पछी लाग्या हो क्या अरु केई होईन। झण्डै भाको भाउजू राम्री अभीनेत्री हूनू हुदो रैछ ।

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ओ प्रदीप ब्रो तीम्लाई फीरि यूटानै आएर गोद्नू पर्ला है ।

magorkhe1

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फ्याउरोले अंगुर अमिला छन् भने जस्तै हो ???????

jantare1

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यो मुलो तोरिलाउरेलाई मेरो नाम कस्ले भनेछ? नाम मिले नि ठेगाना चाँही गलत परेछ, अर्कै प्रदिपलाई गोद्लाउ नि भाई, होस् पुर्याउ! खूब मै हुँ भनेर king kong जसरी छाती पिटौंला जस्तो गर्नी तिमी, आज के मुलो नामर्द (apologies to impotent people out there) जस्तो नाम पब्लिक गरिरा? तर बाल हो, नाम लेखेर तिम्ले मलाई धम्क्याउनु नाङ्लो ठटाएर हात्ती तर्साउनु जस्तै हो। लौ त भन्नि हो भने म नि हल्का गृहकार्य गरेर तिम्रो नाम, ठेगाना, इत्यादी सब पब्लिक गर्न सक्छु, तर तिमी मुलो भन्या अली कच्चै छौ भनेर एक बाजिलाई छोड्दिएँ।

btw, तिमी किन जङ्या मलाई थाहा छ - साँचो कुरो तितै हुन्छ केटो।

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गोर्खे तोरी तेरो दाईले त्यो अंगूर अमीलो हैन की बरू भर्खर खाको अंगूर गूलीयो, अस्तीको खाको अंगूर पीरो, भोली खाने अंंगूर टाईट र पर्सी खाने अंगूर मोटो भन्छ । यो लीस्ट बनाउनू पछाडी मेरो कूनै पर्सनल भेन्डेट्टा नभै साझाका प्रीय गूल्लेहरूको नीम्ती सानो सूझाब मात्रै हो ।

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तीम्लाई मैले बजाउने सूर त के.यू देखीकै हौ। तीमी कैलेनी मेरो टाईम जोनमै पर्दैनौ र पो त ।

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लोल! बाबु, इस्कुल-क्याम्पस पढ्दा जोरी खोज्ने तिमी जस्ता थुप्रै थिए! कतिले इस्कुलमा पिट्छु भने, कतिले घरमै आएर तेरो बा-आमाको अगाडि पिट्छु भने, कतिले क्याम्पस जाने बाटो ढुकेर भये नि तँलाई काट्छु भने; तर कसैले एउटा रौँ समेत झार्न सकेनन। अब त्यत्रा अनगिन्ती धम्कीहरुको खातमा तिम्ले देको धम्की त कता परो कता, कहिले आएर कहिले गयो पत्तै भएन!

अनी FYI: म KU होइन, St. Xavier पढ्या हो। तिम्ले सोच्या मान्छे म होइन जस्तो छ कान्छा।

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तीम्रो त्यो डोर्म अगाडीको तीमी लास्टै खरीएर त्यो सेतो मूर्तीलाई चूम्मा गरीराको ह्याण्डसम फोटो साझामा हाल्दीम??

jantare1

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i don't know what you are talking about kiddo. but rest assured - if you further infringe my privacy, nomatter who you are, you better stay prepared to save your own back first.

Last edited: 09-Mar-12 12:16 AM

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