Why do Indians smell like a $h!T?
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The Indian Girl next door really stinks Man. Whenever I'm in the elevator with the bunch of her GFs I feel like vomiting(i.e. all of her GFs smell too). The funny thing is she tells me how good I smell! (yes Biatch, I use cologne). Have you guys come across smelly Indian? That's Gross
Last edited: 28-Feb-12 05:54 PM
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I had a similar experience to which i can completely agree with your statement.
There was an indian woman, "successful business woman"sitting at the bar, a few bar seats away from me. She was not at all attractive, I believe she may be a regular at that restaurant. She seemed to be friendly to all the employees and closely knew most of them by name.
It was not enclosed in an elevator like you, however the smell was very enclosed!
I ordered my drink and started looking over the menu to grab some bite.
While i was looking at the menu, I smelt the delicious food, being delivered to her.
"Umm it looks good" I said....
She replied,"Yeah, Its my favorite dish."
Then I turned to the bar waiting my drink. As soon as the bartender pour my drink, From nowhere, I got hit by a
rotten, spiced, and decayed overpowering smell of an ordor which hit me like a bullet train that I got a headache immediately...........
I thought it may have been my drink, since the smell was so intense and direct upon pouring, so I sniffed my glass but it had a pleasent smelll... I then turned right to locate the source of the odor, there was nothing...
As soon as I turned left, there was a intense odor coming directly to me as the fan was blowing the air.
Then I noticed that The same lady had pulled off her coat and layed it on the bar stool beside her, it was obvious thats the crazy stinking smell... which gave me a crazy head ache.......I couldnt believe the smell, it was as if her coat had enclosed all that odor and upon taking it off,
Wheeeewwwww the beast was released! Needless to say, I respectfully declined my seat at the bar, and was moved to a table.
There was an indian woman, "successful business woman"sitting at the bar, a few bar seats away from me. She was not at all attractive, I believe she may be a regular at that restaurant. She seemed to be friendly to all the employees and closely knew most of them by name.
It was not enclosed in an elevator like you, however the smell was very enclosed!
I ordered my drink and started looking over the menu to grab some bite.
While i was looking at the menu, I smelt the delicious food, being delivered to her.
"Umm it looks good" I said....
She replied,"Yeah, Its my favorite dish."
Then I turned to the bar waiting my drink. As soon as the bartender pour my drink, From nowhere, I got hit by a
rotten, spiced, and decayed overpowering smell of an ordor which hit me like a bullet train that I got a headache immediately...........I thought it may have been my drink, since the smell was so intense and direct upon pouring, so I sniffed my glass but it had a pleasent smelll... I then turned right to locate the source of the odor, there was nothing...
As soon as I turned left, there was a intense odor coming directly to me as the fan was blowing the air.
Then I noticed that The same lady had pulled off her coat and layed it on the bar stool beside her, it was obvious thats the crazy stinking smell... which gave me a crazy head ache.......I couldnt believe the smell, it was as if her coat had enclosed all that odor and upon taking it off,
Wheeeewwwww the beast was released! Needless to say, I respectfully declined my seat at the bar, and was moved to a table.Last edited: 28-Feb-12 08:28 PM
Why do 'Most' indian... bhanera sodheko bhaye huneythiyo ki??
I don't believe all indians stink cos Karina Kapoor and Aishwarya Rai must smell angelic :D
So, the use of the word 'Most' would have solved the problem from apparent retorts.
And, that's not how you pay back someone's compliment by addressing her as (yes Biatch, I use cologne) out here.
Btw, I get tons of compliments on me like how I smell esp. from women in my workplace.
I go to restaurants, guys ask me what I wear. It simply feels good to get noticed.
Probably, women want to sleep with me,..hahhahaha. That's what I feel with their look.
And no, I don't wear that crazy cheap'Axe'shit like they market on TV
I don't believe all indians stink cos Karina Kapoor and Aishwarya Rai must smell angelic :D
So, the use of the word 'Most' would have solved the problem from apparent retorts.
And, that's not how you pay back someone's compliment by addressing her as (yes Biatch, I use cologne) out here.
Btw, I get tons of compliments on me like how I smell esp. from women in my workplace.
I go to restaurants, guys ask me what I wear. It simply feels good to get noticed.
Probably, women want to sleep with me,..hahhahaha. That's what I feel with their look.
And no, I don't wear that crazy cheap'Axe'shit like they market on TV
Last edited: 28-Feb-12 09:06 PM
lol @ casino.. keep up bro :D at least we know most of them stick..
@OTGA, I use Cool Water Cologne, and Chrome Legend :D , I use Cool Water aftershave, perfect kissable face you can get :D
women go crazy, believe me :D
@OTGA, I use Cool Water Cologne, and Chrome Legend :D , I use Cool Water aftershave, perfect kissable face you can get :D
women go crazy, believe me :D
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