A study conducted in by University of Pennsylvania Intelligence Society (UPIS) has found that Nepalis had the apt to be smarter than their Asian counterparts.

The study conducted among a test group of 200 Asian students from the Philadelphia area included separate groups from India, China, Japan, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Nepal.

Several tests were carried out under excruciating conditions and it was found that the subjects from Nepal showed the most mental acuity, resistance and intelligence compared to the other country subjects. Their memory and ability to distinguish different shapes and objects were superior to the rest of the group. They had more general knowledge and more physical stamina than others. Even their physique ie. external features were found to be 'more desirable' by the members of opposite sex as compared to that of Indians, Chinese, Japanese, Pakistanis or Bangladeshis.

A similar long term study that was in progress that measured the success of similar test groups found that over longer periods of time, the success achieved by Nepalis were 25.7% higher than that received by the next highest Indians. Although Indians worked very hard, the result they obtained was considerably less than that received by the Nepalis. This was attributed to the superior genetic structure that was seen affecting the medulla oblangata region of the brain.

The study went on to reveal that everything mentioned above was a lie and that this was an pre April fool joke to make Nepalis feel better about themselves till they read this line. Thank you for reading!