leave Applications ( Funny )

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nfosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

· An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

· A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

· Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

· Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

· Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

· Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

· A candidate's job application:

"This
has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several
years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for
the post

MagicMushroom

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HAAAA this is funny .....

Prajapati

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Too funny...LMAO

PeaceSoul

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Pretty funny

ritthe

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LL......

Hilarious !

santoshgiri

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another sajha classic to remain for ever !!! very very funny !!! Thanks a lot for sharing.

saathtimro

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Thanks Iphone

Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

keep on posting

Last edited: 31-Oct-09 02:39 AM

SHIV

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Madam:

I am an olden young uncle living only
with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for
marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will
take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and
big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast
baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start
running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always
laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay. Especially ladies, they
are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the
ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I
am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym
and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you
want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the
gym.. I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants are always
open for you.

I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.

What to do? So I am taking things into
my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so
that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If
you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the
gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will
press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head
between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon,

Yours and only yours Kutty

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