My wife acts very naughty even though she drinks a little. Recently, her parents are staying with us for two months. We have a big house. But terrible thing happened last weekend.
I went out with my wife, as usual, to the club to attend my friends birthday. After that we came home, and ****ed. She made such a noise that night, we totally forgot THOSE TWO INNOCENT PEOPLE sleeping in the house.
Next day, that old man said, " I have seen all the things I need to see in US, now its getting bored". And he looked at me so differently that day. Do I need to apologize? My wife said they will be used to in two months. Of course, New Year's party is on the way. We are more careful this time.
What would you do?
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No offense, but is that why you turned Gay, Gay_Goat? lol
This one just made my day. Thanks.
Gay_goat (interesting nick there),
Your problem is hysterically ludicrous. Mate, you may have misunderstood the old man there. He was talking about seeing the things, not hearing. I would say let the matter rest at grave in peace rather than making the situation awkward with the apology.
In the mean time, do you have the basement in your "big" house? If you do, why don't you change a corner of it as your temporary bed room for few months (make sure the basement has tons of stuffs around; else the echoes can make the situation worse). You can enjoy your love-making moments there when your in-laws are asleep at second story. Just my one cent...hope that helps. :-)
And, thanks for making my mundane morning.
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Yup you made my day too. Your situation reminded me of that movie "PORKY" where that girl from sex n the city make a big noise inside a REC Stadium, and everybody just can't stop laughing....
Before you talk to her father make your wife talk to her mother and access the situation, how mad is her father? ha ha
Next time put on a music while in the act. "Welcome to the Jungle" goes very well". Ha ha.....
As long as she wasn't screaming obscene things while doing it, i dont think you have to apologize. its a natural thing, if they hadnt done it, she wouldnt be around for u to do it with :D
gj
No need to talk to any body, it is natural. They have been passed through those stage.
If they heard , no big deal at least they are satisfied that thier JOI is not gay as the name appears.
They will go home with a hope that soon they will be grandparents and do not disappoint them, keep up good karma . You may take the advise of bairagikailo, put some clothes in her mouth as you have visitors in your home. Other wise do not worry, let her be happy and let her be enjoy too.
I wish I have a wife like yours.
Dude, first off, thanks for sharing! :D
As far as your problem goes, I wouldn't talk to them if I were you. Bringing up the issue will just create more awkwardness. Just pretend as if nothing happened. They will get over it pretty soon.
Yeah, for future activities :D, you might wanna consider the more sensual side of sex and ask your wifey to give the "I'mma bad girl, spank me!" attitude a little rest. Hey, you might end up enjoying slow, sensual, erotic sex just as much. Good luck, bud!
Hehehehehehe.... I don't believe you.... but what the heck... I will play along.
So you've got a screamer for a wife. Good on you. And if it was an American household, that is probably something to be proud of or, at least, not be concerned about.
But you have a Nepali family. So, for the sake of respect to the elders who are sleeping in the next room, you should tell your wife to tone it down to moans.
On the other hand....
Seems like she does not really care much what her parents think. So, maybe, you should not either.
Just make sure that your in-laws do know that you are having passionate sex, not fighting, or he might call 911 and report that you are abusing his daughter.
Obviously she has no respect for her parents she wants them to hear it....otherwise she would have been quieter. Would you have let her make so much noise if your parents were there instead of hers?
It's all about our culture and if you respect yourself. Screaming like a whore while your parents are in the house is sign of disrespect for self and others. It seems like she does not care what others think if you or her.
U r the best mentor yorself Coz u taught yor parents how to perform in bed. lol!!!!!!!
I cannot believe you guys actually believed it, but like Riten mentioned, I will play along too.
I do not see any reason why you should apologize to them.For one, they are your wife's parents - not yours and second, she screamed - you did not.
Again, apologizing to them would create more embarrassment than it already is, just pretend you do not know they heard you, they will pretend the same.
Pillows could be used as mufflers too.
I have seen you making up different stories everyday. I don't believe you goat.
One day your profile says you are single from Springfield, the next day it says married form DC. What's wrong with you?
Stop this BS.
You piece of horse gunk...are you sure you weren't screwing our mom in law instead of your lady whore?you probably had a bit of sense not to disturb your inlaws in the dark u might have locked out your wife and trudged along with your mom in law who happened to come around to open the door for you.you too were drunk remember?
before you have a roundtable do make sure who you actually screwed up that night.if it were your mom in law your dad in law has every right to act that way.
next time your bitch starts feeling horny do pass her around to your neighbours too ok?:)
on a realistic note,this fo.k.er is just acting out here,all his stories are a sham.this turd is just playing out his fantasies...retard!
haha
just tell them their daughter has been very naughty lately and shes been masturbating in the shower for the past seven months.
That should take suspicion off you.
But that only proves your gay :)
oh well..
Hey ...I have a movie offer for you guys .....if you guys want to be milloainare.....
easy money!!!!!!
8848m lol!
r u takin them into the pron industry? :P:P
man this is funny!!! very creative and sounds like.. scene taken from some comedy flick..haha..nice one though!!!
man if this is real your in a deep shitty shame for 2 months and u can
kiss ur name and stature and respect (if u had any!) back in Nepal \down the drain/ --
a big goodbye ...........but if this ain't real........try it for real next time you will probly figure out yourself ...........
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Gay Goat, any updates? How did everything go with the in-laws?
Also, who's suggestion did you end up takin'? Did you stuff her mouth with clothing, use pillows, or go slow and sensual? You gotta admit, there are some crazy ideas out here
Fill us in, will ya!
Cheers!
गास छोड, बास छोड तर रतिक्रिडा भने नछोड । धागो उने पछी धन्यवाद दिएर अन्त्य गर्नु पर्यो नि ?
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