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You Called Me Colored???

When I born, I *black*
When I grow up, I *black *
When I go in Sun, I *black*
When I scared, I *black *
When I sick, I *black *
And when I die, I still *black *

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored??

       Why I No Longer Ride My Bike??



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Clever Scrabbles
 

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
When you rearrange the letters:
FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

BARA THEDA
When you rearrange the letters:
ARAB DEATH

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


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Positive Proof Of Global Warming

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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking…

Just Check This Out!!!!
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard………..

man
1. ————
board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let’s see if you’ve got the hang of it.

2. stand
————
i

Ans. = I understand

OK…. Got the drift? Let’s try a few now and see how you fare.

3. /r/e/a/d/

Ans. = read between the lines

4.

r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.

5.

cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!

0
6. ————
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C’mon give it a little thought!!

knee
7. ————
light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

You can prove you are smart by getting this one.

ground
8. ——————————-
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again!!

9.  he’s X  himself

Ans. = he’s by himself

Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance
Not even close!!

11. death ….. life

Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance ………………

12. THINK

Ans. = think big!!

And the last one is real fundoo…………

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb….

Ans. =  long time no ‘C’ (see)

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If Restaturants Function Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.

Patron: No, it’s still there.

Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.

Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.

Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day ……………………………………. $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day ………. $2.50
Access to support ………………………………… $1.00

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rmxyz
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Good one specially last one.


Thanks

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Last edited: 15-Jan-09 12:38 PM
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Me either, what is this about? Any body ?
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