A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady
up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know
what hole I'm on.
' She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7;
you're on 6.'
He thanked her & continued playing golf. Later he got
lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of
embarrassed.
'I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you
please tell me what hole I'm on.'
Lady : You
are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13. Again he thanked her and
continued playing golf. When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went
up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him
out. She
accepted. As they were drinking & talking he asked her what she
did for
a living. 'I'm in sales.'
He replied, 'no
kidding so am I. What do you sell?'
Lady : It's too embarrassing to tell.
But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he
promised not to laugh. He promised.
Lady : I sell WHISPER (Sanitary
Napkins). He immediately fell to the floor laughing
hysterically.
Lady : You promised you wouldn't
laugh.
He replied, 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it.
I sell toilet
paper .......
I'm still one hole behind you.'
WHY (can anyone give the answers)
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17.
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock
something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
hmmmmmm. something to ponder.
humans didn't evolve from apes. it hasn't been proved yet. all that has been proved is they (actually chimps, not even apes) have one pair more chromosome than we do.
k waaiyaat kura garera samaya khera faaliraheko!
for example, why doesn't glue stick to the bottle are! yesto pani question hunchha?
answer is: the normal glue we use is a type of dry glue. that means the solute (main thing that makes the whole thing sticky) is dissolved in some solvent (water, organic liquids, etc). and so, until it is in liquid form, it never is sticky!
don't ask these stupid questions man. get a job!
I guess ppl here don't have a sense of humor
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