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Guys we to defend ourselves now. Some chick send me this :

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.

Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them
Forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.
And to men who can handle it!

ustadamirkhan

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Hey poon-hill , r u from Ghorepani area?

Its a damn beautiful place man...

who??O.K

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Question: What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies dont nag.

Question: Why do women always have a bitchy look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do women have in common with rubik's cube?
Answer:The more you try to understand them the more compicated they get.

Question: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one
Would hit the ground first?
Answer: Why would someone want to drop a brick?????beats me...

Question: What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: What the F*uck have I done, now I need to create someone to put a leash on them!!! and poof! created men.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either but lot of people have atleast claimed to have seen a UFO.

Question: What are three reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answer: I) no mind ii) no business iii) gossiping is like breathing to them.

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men would have nagging wives, so bad that they had to wander around for 40 years.

Question: What is the difference between women and cows?
Answer: Cows don't turn into women when they get married...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Marrying?
Answer: its simple...FREE SEX.

Question: What do you do with a woman who thinks she's God's gift?
Answer: screw and dump!!

Question: Whats wrong if a woman comes out the kitchen and nags you? Answer: The chain is too long.

Question: Why do women like smart men?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Question: What is the smartest thing to come out of a womens mouth?Answer: Eienstein's dick.

Pass this on to some men who need a laugh.
Leave the women aside, they cant handle the truth!

girly_gurl

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LMAO

who??O.K

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i know me too...lmao2

Poon-Hill

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Yeah man, Poon-Hill is my village. A slice of heaven right here on earth.