Girls you should read this joke!!!!!!!!!

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A store that sells new husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Store. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!. Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor anyway, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

Floor 1 - has wives that love sex..
Floor 2 - has wives that love sex and have money.
THE THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH AND SIXTH FLOORS HAVE NEVER BEEN VISITED.

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haaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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If you are well dressed, she thinks you are a playboy
If you are not, she thinks you are rugged

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you make romance, you are an experienced man
If you do not, you are half-half man

If you wish her often, she thinks it's boring
If you do not, you are double crossing

If you praise her, she thinks you are liar
If you do not, you are "good for nothing"

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

If you agree with her likes, you are abusing
If you do not, you are not an understanding

If you propose love within a brief time, you are fresh guy
If you postpone it later, she wonders why

If you are jealous, she says it is bad
If you are not, she doubts your love

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

If you contradict her, she does not like it
If you are not, she thinks you gullible

Oh ! gurlz

So simple yet so complex
So weak yet so powerful
So confessing yet so desirable

Poon-Hill

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Yeah we all know how it goes.....