Newton's Laws of LOVE

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eklo_kancha

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Newton in romantic mood......

Universal law: " Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money " first law: " a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. " second law: " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. " third law: " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping...

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Who is the genious ??

vince

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Here's another one but this one has Einstein: Marilyn Monroe suggests to Einstein: What do you say, professor, shouldn't we make a little baby together: what a baby it would be - my looks and your intelligence! Einstein: I'm afraid, dear lady, it might be the other way around...

vince

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And here's a Love Letter from a Mathematician: My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

CaMoFLaGeD

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.Those Newton's Laws are neat! Nice! :-)

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. Hahaha, pretty cool!

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pretty kool smileypkr.. where did u get tthose frm.. but wherever u got it frm.. they were awesome....5 stars to ya..

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Vince, the Marilyn Monroe and Einstein's joke above was a real life event in the life of George Bernard Shaw... The celebrated dancer Isadora Duncan once wrote to George Bernard Shaw declaring that, given the principles of eugenics, they should have a child together. "Think of it!" she enthused. "With my body and your brains, what a wonder it would be." "Yes," Shaw replied. "But what if it had my body and your brains?" Below are some more from the next best playwright: While traveling by train one day, George Bernard Shaw found himself sharing a compartment with two rather prudish middle-aged women. As all three were strangers, the journey passed for some time in silence. When the train passed through a tunnel and the compartment was suddenly shrouded in darkness, however, Shaw loudly planted several kisses on the back of his hand. As they emerged from the tunnel, the playwright then turned to his companions: "To which of you charming ladies," he asked, "am I indebted for the delightful interlude in the tunnel?" fooosh or fish...damn Irish!! Now GHOTI?? Read below: Because of its grammatical exceptions and erratic spelling, English is often cited as one of the world's most difficult languages to learn. George Bernard Shaw once demonstrated that the word 'fish,' for example, might be spelled 'ghoti' by borrowing the 'gh' from a word like laugh, the 'o' from women and the 'ti' from nation. George Bernard Shaw once found himself at a dinner party, seated beside an attractive woman. "Madam," he asked, "would you go to bed with me for a thousand pounds?" The woman blushed and rather indignantly shook her head. "For ten thousand pounds?" he asked. "No. I would not." "Then how about fifty thousand pounds?" he contined. The colossal sum gave the woman pause, and after further reflection, she coyly replied: "Perhaps." "And if I were to offer you five pounds?" Shaw asked. "Mr. Shaw!" the woman exclaimed. "What do you take me for!" "We have already established what you are," Shaw calmly replied. "Now we are merely haggling over the price."

Angalo

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they all good ones

Angalo

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they all good ones

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Nice

eklo_kancha

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Hey Good ones Guys ..Carry on .. Here is one more: ------------------------------------------------------ True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy SO BE SMART ... RUN TO THE WALMART AND GET ONE FOR 5 BUCKS, Its Pretty cheap Too !!