Subject: Why the king hates kids I saw a lot of postings here about people not agreeing with my hate for kids but, I was blocked,so could not write back. So I have decided to write about why I hate kids. I have always found it unbelievable as to why people love kids when all they do is break the rules you make, make a mess, make noise, smell bad, and give you headache. Now some of you smarties might ask me, but what about the little ones that are not big enough to break the rules? Here is what they do. They poop their diapers and you have to clean it. They cry in the middle of night and you have to get up to silence them. Imagine doing that after a long days work. And then some of you will come up with the argument that what about the first time they start speaking, how cute is that? That is not cute at all. A parrot will speak if you train it. you don't have to change parrot's diaper. You don't have to wake up in the middle of the night to silence a parrot. Most people love to hear a parrot speaking than to hear a kid. Now, some of you will say, but you were a kid too, do you hate yourself too? No, I do not hate myself because when I was a kid, I was not bothered with what I did. Maybe I bothered my parents, but now that I am a grown up they have forgiven me and forgot about it. When these little brats frow up, I will forgive them too. Maybe like them too. But for now, I hate them. I rule (hope this does not offend the admin. Since I am allowed the name: KingOfSajha. I expect to be allowed to rule too).