What men do after sex? rated-R
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!
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Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
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LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
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Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*GGED!!!
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Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down thePANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"
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GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
I didn't know bathroomcoffee has a vageena, maybe his ass hole is going to be open for bidness soon. LOL
Raato is confused Loots. Now he dun know where to go ? Why did you fug him up like that ? ha ha ha He wants my backside open for bidness too. myan o myan what is this world comin' to ? Loots help him out bud... he's a lil confused.... as to where he should go.
LOL!
since BC has open his bidness, our red cock will be in bid ness soon as well HAHAHAHA :P
HAH
"The new and rejuvenated BathroomCoffee will be open for BIDNESS soon"
I hope you get a lot of clients for your openning LOL.
ha ha ha I cannot stop laughing uuuffff my stomach nurts.
Yo BC le pani ka ka bata khojera lyauchha. Kya Hasayo.
hahahaha BC that was hilarious!!!
wot if a guy's thing won't go up even when he's horny and he's unable to have intercourse, poor girl.
check to see if the guy has balls azn
no he comes really fast and it doesnt go up for some time, rofl.
but he comes everyday, lawl, rofl.
Anyways not a thing to talk about here, sorries.. laterss, bye.!
NO. okay lets forget about that. he's new to these stuff maybe thats why so ye, byes.
When a Man is done having Sex, the only thing comes in his mind is "WHERE ARE MY FUCCCING CLOTHES".?
go to restroom, clean my boytoy, come back and sleep. what else?
LOOK FOR THE REMOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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