I think I am one of the zillion people who use internet in search of pornography. My friends do too. Google directed one of my friend to Sajha when he typed 'Pormography'. The header reads "Did you mean Sajha.com?". Oh yeah! that is how he said that he
accidentally got here and he has been a happy surfer eversince. He updates me like a month old married couple giving an interview in Dr. Phil's show..'It is working pretty good so far'. Maaan! I love these talk shows. I get mesmerized when Jerry Springer delivers his final thought whether or not this sweet pumpkin pie should ask for paterneity test to choose between her so called father and her mom'ex. Everything seems to be licensed. Nothing ever goes unnoticed here. That is wonderful. When I do my grossery, my next door neighbor notices. "Nice weather....Picnic hun!!!. I am like Dude! you have not even seen the previous loads.
You know what! theses things don't bother me that much now coz I am licensed to eat basmati rice anyway. So, no matter how I act when talking about blues as if my grandfather once met Little Richard, the nearby bhaiya knows how many bags of Basmati rice I consume per month. Damn! These indian guys are hardworking. And, we are not stingy to pay due respect while they do their job. That is a philantrophy in itself coz theses hard working guys need to have their morale high all the time. Don't they?Talking about philantrophy....think about back home....Lawyers want doctors to do their duty, doctors want lawyers to choose correct path, leaders want people to be in civil society and we want leaders to be loyal to us no matter how corrupt we are. आफु बिग्रे पनि सबैले अरु बनेको देख्न्न चाहने भनेपछि हामी भन्दा माहान् परोपकारी को हुन सक्ला र यो सन्सारमा?
If I had had my green card in my hand last year as I planned, I would have already joined the mission back home. Interms of political chaos, I do not care that much. Everything is almost fixed over there as you can see the protruding belly of those Comrade duo. The only problem seems to be monarchy. बरु हाम्रो गिरिजालाई घरको पुरानो घ्याम्पो सरि भाछ राजतन्त्र, काम लाग्दैन भन्नि नि थाहा छ,फाली हाल्न नी मन नलाग्नि भन्या जस्तो क्या!
त्यस्तो भा छ।
Nice...!!
Tyasto po bhaako rahechha :-)
he he he!! the Indian storekeeper at my place has already recognized me. I am the top Basmati Chaamal consumer in his store... he he he!! last time he gave me some of his business cards and asked me to distribute it among my fellow Nepalese. "Bhaaii saab aapko bhi khush rakhenge!!" this is what he said to boost up my enthusiasm.
Talking about Nepal,
This evening I was talking to a friend of mine and we were talking about the gas price going down in USA and the conversation dragged us to Nepal and we started talking about the electric tarrif that has been going up since we noticed what tarrif is. He recalled that time when NEA had raised the tarrif saying ARUN III project needs some money and we are paying for the project, it was something like "Pay Today for Tomorrow's Benefit" and later neither ARUN III came nor the tarrif went down.
Once Petrol in Nepal was cheaper than in India and there were lots of smuggling going on in borders. People were buying Petrol in Nepal and selling in India. Later government raised the price of Petrol in Nepal in order to control the smuggling of Petrol to India.
Tyasto tyasto hunchha.
I am sorry If I went out of the topic. But I really enjoyed reading your narration. Ke ho khaali Ausi ani Purnima ma maatra jhulkine bhanyaa...??
Keep Writing :-)
Camoflaged!
Thanks for reading. aajkaal sajha ma baadhi lay bagawucha..tyao bhera awunsi purney laagya ho
Jiradai,
thelam thelam --- aba ke garni --- sifalko ukalo ta chadiyo aba CA kuber sharmako ghar chheu tira lagya chha jindagi oralo taakera --- ke garni yastai re chha ---
Deep! satyaanasi haru lay yassai ghachetchhan aajkaal taruni ko photo rakhera....buda paaka haruko jamana go ki kya ho!
aun tyo kuber sahrma ko ghar ko ni chhuttai kaaani cha ewuta..mawuka milya din thelumla..auni prabhu ko ke cha ni haalchaal ..ki prabho ni parda pachhadi ho naach herdai!!
Jira dai, thelam thelam.....baadi, pairo, bhuichalo ta aaucha jancha. Ausi ra purne ko bich ma ni dui teen choti jhulkina huna binamra anurodh garchu hai ;)
camoflaged..the selling of petrol is simply hilarious. Afu lai ta tyo handigaon ko dabali ma mattitel ko lagi baseko RELAY line matrai yaad cha........
Jira,
Good one as always. Talking about grocery, you need to see me bringing grocery from Costco man. It feels as if I'm the supplier for the whole apartment complex. And the funny thing is I never see others carrying grocery for me to feel comfortable.
Oys~ aajkaal memory lane ni dekhdina ni..memory lane rokna hunna hai..tyai ho ewuta dead end nabha lane bhanya......ki tellai ni theley kachila haru lay.....
Makalu!
Supplier hun!!! :-)
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