Legend of the Fall - I follow all the rules, men, god, u follow non of them and they all loved u more, samuel, father and even my own wife. Mula

bidhan dhoti movie freak huh! funny quotes by the way!

K3G-- love it! "Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."

After inviting one gross people in his birthday, Bilbo Bagins: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I forgot the movie but...it goes something like this “When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”

been watching so many indian movies since i was a kid that these lines r actually embedded in my brain - paaun laagu dadaji - bete pehle teri aarati to utaruuuuu (wat does it mean, anyway?) - vagwan yeh tune kya kiya? - lo bete moohon mitha karle - basssssss........... iske aage kuch kehne ki koi jarurat nahin - beti, kya yeh sach hai? -he has guitar-phobia. a guitar killed his mother (disco dancer) prolly the best one!

Just find how many dhoti bhais copied in their movies from Hollywood:- # Quote Movie Year 1 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. GONE WITH THE WIND 1939 2 I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. GODFATHER, THE 1972 3 You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. ON THE WATERFRONT 1954 4 Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939 5 Here's looking at you, kid. CASABLANCA 1942 6 Go ahead, make my day. SUDDEN IMPACT 1983 7 All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup. SUNSET BLVD. 1950 8 May the Force be with you. STAR WARS 1977 9 Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. ALL ABOUT EVE 1950 10 You talking to me? TAXI DRIVER 1976 11 What we've got here is failure to communicate. COOL HAND LUKE 1967 12 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. APOCALYPSE NOW 1979 13 Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY 1970 14 The stuff that dreams are made of. MALTESE FALCON, THE 1941 15 E.T. phone home. E.T. THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL 1982 16 They call me Mister Tibbs! IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT 1967 17 Rosebud. CITIZEN KANE 1941 18 Made it, Ma! Top of the world! WHITE HEAT 1949 19 I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! NETWORK 1976 20 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. CASABLANCA 1942 21 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE 1991 22 Bond. James Bond. DR. NO 1962 23 There's no place like home. WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939 24 I am big! It's the pictures that got small. SUNSET BLVD. 1950 25 Show me the money! JERRY MAGUIRE 1996 26 Why don't you come up sometime and see me? SHE DONE HIM WRONG 1933 27 I'm walking here! I'm walking here! MIDNIGHT COWBOY 1969 AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes Page 2 of 4 28 Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' CASABLANCA 1942 29 You can't handle the truth! FEW GOOD MEN, A 1992 30 I want to be alone. GRAND HOTEL 1932 31 After all, tomorrow is another day! GONE WITH THE WIND 1939 32 Round up the usual suspects. CASABLANCA 1942 33 I'll have what she's having. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY 1989 34 You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT 1944 35 You're gonna need a bigger boat. JAWS 1975 36 Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE, THE 1948 37 I'll be back. TERMINATOR, THE 1984 38 Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. PRIDE OF THE YANKEES, THE 1942 39 If you build it, he will come. FIELD OF DREAMS 1989 40 Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. FORREST GUMP 1994 41 We rob banks. BONNIE AND CLYDE 1967 42 Plastics. GRADUATE, THE 1967 43 We'll always have Paris. CASABLANCA 1942 44 I see dead people. SIXTH SENSE, THE 1999 45 Stella! Hey, Stella! STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, A 1951 46 Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars. NOW, VOYAGER 1942 47 Shane. Shane. Come back! SHANE 1953 48 Well, nobody's perfect. SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959 49 It's alive! It's alive! FRANKENSTEIN 1931 50 Houston, we have a problem. APOLLO 13 1995 51 You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? DIRTY HARRY 1971 52 You had me at "hello." JERRY MAGUIRE 1996 53 One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. ANIMAL CRACKERS 1930 54 There's no crying in baseball! LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, A 1992 55 La-dee-da, la-dee-da. ANNIE HALL 1977 56 A boy's best friend is his mother. PSYCHO 1960 57 Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. WALL STREET 1987 58 Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. GODFATHER II, THE 1974 59 As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. GONE WITH THE WIND 1939 AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes Page 3 of 4 60 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! SONS OF THE DESERT 1933 61 Say "hello" to my little friend! SCARFACE 1983 62 What a dump. BEYOND THE FOREST 1949 63 Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? GRADUATE, THE 1967 64 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! DR. STRANGELOVE 1964 65 Elementary, my dear Watson. ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE 1939 66 Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. PLANET OF THE APES 1968 67 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. CASABLANCA 1942 68 Here's Johnny! SHINING, THE 1980 69 They're here! POLTERGEIST 1982 70 Is it safe? MARATHON MAN 1976 71 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! JAZZ SINGER, THE 1927 72 No wire hangers, ever! MOMMIE DEAREST 1981 73 Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? LITTLE CAESAR 1930 74 Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. CHINATOWN 1974 75 I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, A 1951 76 Hasta la vista, baby. TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY 1991 77 Soylent Green is people! SOYLENT GREEN 1973 78 Open the pod bay doors, HAL. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY 1968 79 Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley. AIRPLANE! 1980 80 Yo, Adrian! ROCKY 1976 81 Hello, gorgeous. FUNNY GIRL 1968 82 Toga! Toga! NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE 1978 83 Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. DRACULA 1931 84 Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast. KING KONG 1933 85 My precious. LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS, THE 2002 86 Attica! Attica! DOG DAY AFTERNOON 1975 87 Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star! 42ND STREET 1933 88 Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go! ON GOLDEN POND 1981 AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes Page 4 of 4 89 Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper. KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN 1940 90 A martini. Shaken, not stirred. GOLDFINGER 1964 91 Who's on first. NAUGHTY NINETIES, THE 1945 92 Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! CADDYSHACK 1980 93 Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! AUNTIE MAME 1958 94 I feel the need — the need for speed! TOP GUN 1986 95 Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. DEAD POETS SOCIETY 1989 96 Snap out of it! MOONSTRUCK 1987 97 My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. YANKEE DOODLE DANDY 1942 98 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. DIRTY DANCING 1987 99 I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939 100 I'm king of the world! TITANIC 1997

From Garden State: Homesickness You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day, one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

here is the unforgettable and unforgiving quote from 'Pulp Fiction": Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your a**. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded sh*t to say to a m***f**er before I popped a cap in his a**. I saw some sh*t this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. Bang .. Bang .......

Bidhan, You made me laugh..Thats like so him.. Dharmendra. Kutte, kamine.Chod de usko.....Hahahhaa.. tune apna maa ka dudh piya hai to Hahahhaha..

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh@t that high!!! LOL well too many quotables, i'll let y'all enjoy the clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o cheers, sage

n the best hindi quote by the infamous Gabbar... Kaliya: s-s-sarkar mainey aap kha namak khayan hai sarkar Gabbar: Aap, GHOLI kha (so funny wen gabbar sez it) enjoy cheers, sage

"You had me at hello" from Jerry McGuaire. eh!!! How about some quotes from CLOSER... :P Loved that movie for it's dialogues. Clive: I'll pay you. Natalie: I don't need your money. Clive: You have my money. Natalie: Thank you! eh *** Jude: Didn't fancy my sandwiches? Nat: Don't eat fish. Jude: Why not? Nat: Fish p!ss in the sea. Jude: So do children. Nat: Don't eat children either. :D *** Julia: Why are you dressed? Clive: Because I think you may be about to leave me and I don't want to be wearing a dressing gown. *** Clive: Twenty years ago. How old were you? Nat: Four Clive: Christ. When I was in flares, you were in nappies. Nat: My nappies were flared. eh. *** Nat: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing? Jude: That's my charm. *** Jude: I fell in love with her, Alice. Nat (Alice): Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one. *** Clive: Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty f**k. :P *** Nat: What's your work? Jude: I am sort of ... journalist. Nat: What sort? Jude: I write obituaries. *** Julia: I don't kiss strange men. Jude: Neither do I. eh. *** Jude: I want Anna back. Clive: She's made her choice. Jude: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. Clive: So where's the apology? you C***! Jude: I apologize. If you love her you'll let her go so she can be happy. Clive: She doesn't want to be happy. Jude: Everybody wants to be happy. Clive: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing. :D *** Clive: Alice, tell me something that's true. Nat: Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off -- but it's better if you do. eh *** Clive: What do you think? Nat: It's a lie, it's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and...all the glittering a&&holes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone.. but the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so.. the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie. Clive: I'm the big fat liar's boyfriend. Nat: Bas*tard!! *** Clive: So Anna tell me your bloke wrote a book. Any good? Nat: Of course Clive: It's about you isn't it? Nat: Some of me. Clive: Oh? What did he leave out? Nat: The truth. *** Nat: I'm not a wh0re. Clive: I wouldn't pay. *** Jude: You've ruined my life. Julia: You'll get over it. eh. *** Julia: I've been hit before. Larry: Not by me! *** Clive: You shouldn't smoke. Nat: F*** off. Clive: I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that. ***

This one is from the American Beauty: Ricky Fitts: It's like God's looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful you can look right back. Jane Burnham: And what do you see? Ricky Fitts: Beauty.

Nach basanti nach:)

"Hum bhi woh nahi jo kisike piche khade hotein hain... jahan khade hotain hai... wohi se line suru hota hai" ------ amithab in kaalia "hum jathe hain,, hum janthe haiin.. aajkal hamari bataoun ko pasanda nahi kiya jata.. yisile hamari badli kiya jata hai.. lekin itni badliyoun ke baad bhi hum nahi badleeee " -- asrani frm sholay " hum angrej ke jamane ko jailor hain" ---- asrani frm sholay " sala nautanki.. ghari ghari drama karta hai" -- amithab frm sholay " ki-ki-ki-ki-kiraannnnnnn..... " - shah rukh khan frm darrr.. " jani yeh chaku hai khilona nahi.. lag gayi toh khoon nikal aata hai" - rajkumar " mogambo khuuss huwa" - amrish puri " dil garden garden ho gaya" - gulsan grover... to be continue....

Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed. Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay? "Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself." -Dalton Russel Click Here To Watch Free Movies

Gabbar Singh "TERA KYA HOGA KALIYA!!!"

my fav line is from our very own Rajesh Hamal. dont know the movie though "Sathi ko lagi yo haat salaam ho : Dushman ko lagi yo haat falam ho"

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