Damn!! why don't people think twice before giving names to their kids? With the advent and development of communication and IT, world is becoming smaller. People go to different parts of the world, almost 50%(?) of youth from south asian countries come to US, Canada and other european countries these days. It's high time that parents start giving names which do not embarass their kids in other countries.
I met this punjabi guy in NY some time back whose name was sukdeep (pronounced like sook-deep), but then people used to call him suck-deep. Damn!!!
Then I met this chap from KTM, his name was Hardik (meaning auspicious). His name was pronounced like HARD_DI*K by americans. What a shame!!
They both together came to this party and sombody was referring to their common friend:" MARY LOVES BOTH HARD_DI*K AND SUCK DEEP".
Just lately I happened to meet this gentleman, who was proud of his unique name Manhar (meaning someone who steals heart). No wonder americans call him MAN-WHORE and he is proud of it too...
OOHI JOKER
LOOTE
An American name: Rose Mary Marlow
A Russian name: Zabarjasti Boobpresski
A Chinese name: Gand Sung Li
Dem on of my friend at dem Travel Agency in Kathmandu name Hemu Rai
Dem peopal call him Heymujee
LOL....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Gand Sung Li...............hahahahahahaha
Zabarjasti Boobpresski.................hahahahahahahah
Sorry for the repeated posting..
Here are some other funny names -only pun intended.
Punjabi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Punjabi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
A gangster Punjabi Female: Hard Kaur
Punjabi who drinks only beer: Just-beer(Jasbir) Singh
Punjabi who has only one drink : Just-one (Jaswant) Singh
Punjabi who visits every temple: Har Mandir Singh
Punjabi Female's boyfriend: Her-Pal Singh
Punjabi who has only one hair: Ek-bal Singh
Punjai who does not know how to swim: Jal-under Singh
Person incharge of Indian Space Program: B. Reddy
Dick Hunter
Dick Bender (real sports person)
Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)
Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Gae Hooker
Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX)
Keisha Mei Ash
Dick N. Cider (Dick Inside Her)
Dick Gozinia (Dick Goes In Ya)
Dick Head (Uhhh...Dick Head)
thats all for now ....
what about kondaoooo-liza rice ,
how about
Hangu Lama
Degu Lama
sri lankan envoy's name
--Sok mi lingam (suck my lingam)
chinese envoy name
--lund chuslee (lund chus li)
Russian envoy' name
--zabarjasti boobpresski
what abt B.P. koirala, (निलो फिल्म ) koirala
Girija (खसेर मर )
BTW why was porno called Blue in nepal? does anyone knows?
Gazal Singer's Name:
Gulam Ali Khan (Gula Moli Kha)
Moksya,
Thanks ! Loote Chor raichha uso bhaye ! Satyanashi - :)
-BD
A few more Nepali names:
HANGU LAMA
THOKGU LAMA
PELGU LAMA
Nepali name: Geja Sharma Wagleगेजा शर्मा वाग्ले
How about:
Thokgu Lama
Samagu Lama
Bazargu Lama
Thangu Lama
Some friends of mine are gurungs. They prefer to be called 'Tamu'.
I used to call them
TAMU-JI out of respect for them.
Haha this thread got me ROTFL
Ganesh becomes ganaune ass
A kid near my home had his name Anus. Whenever we used to call him , everyone would look at us.
Another kid had name Rescue, I am not sure why such a name.
And very first kid of one guy was named Enough. Then we asked him, is next kid going to be named too many?
Other strange names i have come across:
Markande
Huttendra
Ghamasan
Ken Dick (called professor dick)
Wisdom
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