In preparation of the incoming snow storm which is about to unleash a bomb cyclone on the northeastern part of the United States, health and safety related organizations have sprung into action to provide safety and assistance to the people in the area.

Emergency use authorization has been granted to the new uRNA vaccine that will vastly reduce the effect of the storm on vaccinated people. This newly developed uRNA vaccine is made by actively combining hydrogen isotopes with healthy exposure to uranium radiation. The vaccine manufacturer Mopfson Inc. has passed a clinical trial done by the RNA Laboratory. A spokesperson of the RNA Labs have verified that the new uRNA technology is one of a kind and that it only works through herd immunity as the safe and healthy radiation radiated by vaccinated humans give off a "dome of protection" around the populated areas.

"This is a breakthrough in science and we are pleased to be selected for the lucrative clinical trial by Mopfson. This was a phenomenal project worth over 100 million. Thanks to the favorable outcome of this trial, we may continue to get more business in the near future. Congratulations to everyone involved," he added.

General population is encouraged to take the uRna vax as soon as possible to reduce the exposure to the storm. Already all throughout the US, people are lining up to get the shot. Joe Biden has said that if the weather continues to get worse, "we may have to mandate the vaccine." Other sources familiar with the inner workings of the US government have claimed that this vaccine is here to stay.

"With rampant corruption and a constant race to hoard as much money as possible, this is a great opportunity for corporations to bribe politicians to make it a political issue to make this vax required multiple times a year for people of all ages. As unvaxed people are supposedly not contributing to the protection of their locality, they may be discriminated against and made to live in their own colony." The publication reads.

While most people are sold to the idea, there is a group of people who say they will never take this experimental vaccine which is supposed to do the impossible. This will be another one of those divisive issues but it all depends on how long this storm will last.

Reporting live from the center of the storm.
New York